I’ve come to make an announcement, Palafin is a bitchass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking sun team. That’s right, he took his dolphin little water monotype dick out and he pissed on my fucking sun team, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my
pokemonbox.com. Palafin, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this Joltik except WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: HUFF-PUFF.
That’s right baby. All point, no water, no rain support, look at that it looks like two nuggets and a Black Flute. He fucked my sun team so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER SOLAR PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the HALL OF ORIGIN! How do you like that Arceus? I PISSED ON THE HALL OF ORIGIN YOU IDIOT! You have twenty three hours before the UV piss droplets hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!