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Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 14:31:50 No.52444956 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>52444974 >>52446139 >>52446229 >>52446303 >>52450104

I used to think life was a tragedy.

Now I see it is a comedy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 14:32:27 No.52444962 Report

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Love this clown nigga like you wouldn't believe

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 14:33:01 No.52444974 Report

Quoted By: >>52446508

>>52444956
i like his little fire bird

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 15:47:32 No.52446019 Report

Quoted By: >>52449780

>"They were......disgusting..."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 15:49:12 No.52446049 Report

Quoted By: >>52446095

YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

>Skeledirge used Torch Song!
>Meowscarada Fainted!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 15:50:40 No.52446070 Report

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Best fire starter tbqh

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 15:52:57 No.52446095 Report

Quoted By: >>52446170 >>52446274

>>52446049
Factually incorrect
>Meowscarada used Night Slash!
>Meowscarada’s Protean!
>Meowscarada’s type changed!
>It’s a critical hit!
>Hairlessquin fainted!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 15:56:13 No.52446139 Report

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>>52444956
>Ends up being the most common Gen 9 starter in singles despite being a slow fire type and having an inconsistent defensive typing
Crocbros can't stop WINNING

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 15:59:01 No.52446170 Report

Quoted By: >>52446191

>>52446095
Bulky with a throat spray

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 16:00:08 No.52446191 Report

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>>52446170
In what universe is the fatass bald clown outspeeding Meowscarada?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 16:03:28 No.52446229 Report

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>>52444956
This one has grown on me. It's one of those mons that looks a lot better in motion. The way it animates for its signature move is well done and even the little face markings grew on me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 16:04:53 No.52446245 Report

Quoted By: >>52446262

Clownfags are pathetic when they pretend the bald clown isn't an abomination.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 16:06:34 No.52446262 Report

Quoted By: >>52446303

>>52446245
While it's impressive you're working through your issues. Nobody here is in your support group so maybe calm the fuck down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 16:08:00 No.52446274 Report

Quoted By: >>52446322 >>52446342 >>52446379

>>52446095
252+ Atk Meowscarada Night Slash vs. 252 HP / 252 Def Skeledirge on a critical hit: 266-314 (64.5 - 76.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

impressive, very nice. now let's see skeledirge's card.

0 SpA Skeledirge Torch Song vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Meowscarada: 252-296 (101 - 125%) -- guaranteed OHKO

oof, even with protean. better luck next time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 16:09:50 No.52446300 Report

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Duck and cat fags are in absolute shock and disbelief because their starters final Evo are so ugly that they have to see things that aren't there like a schizophrenic. It does not look like a clown, no matter how hard you refuse to take your meds. Your forced meme will die just like you when you inevitably kill yourselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 16:10:15 No.52446303 Report

Quoted By: >>52446329

>>52446262
This shit >>52444956 is garbage. Worst starter to date.
>catering to mexicans in a Spanish region
GameFreak is retarded and so are you for liking their shit bloated nupokemon designs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 16:12:07 No.52446322 Report

Quoted By: >>52446355

>>52446274
Ummm, skelesister? Your terastalization? Don’t worry, everyone is already laughing at your bald head

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 16:12:49 No.52446329 Report

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>>52446303
Calm down anon. "This shit" Is just a pile of pixels. Calm down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 16:13:58 No.52446342 Report

Quoted By: >>52446366

>>52446274
>using smogon calculator

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 16:15:10 No.52446353 Report

Quoted By: >>52446392 >>52446401 >>52446450 >>52449965

I legitimately still can't see the clown narrative anti-crocfags try to push

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 16:15:11 No.52446355 Report

Quoted By: >>52446522

>>52446322
I already accounted for tera my guy, these are the numbers.

can't argue with pure numbers, my guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 16:15:52 No.52446366 Report

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>>52446342
>NOOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU USING MATH IN A NUMBERS GAME

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 16:16:46 No.52446379 Report

Quoted By: >>52446413

>>52446274
Does this shit take into account protean typing? There's no way an unboosted torch song one shots meowscarada unless SE, it's frail but not that frail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 16:17:18 No.52446390 Report

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Torch Song is fucking broken I swear it hits more even when i'm paralyzed or confused.
I almost never fuckin miss with it under status effectsd

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 16:17:26 No.52446392 Report

Quoted By: >>52446408 >>52446425

>>52446353
I legitimately still can't see the muh skull and muh day of the dead narrative crocfags try to push

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 16:18:09 No.52446401 Report

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>>52446353
I didn’t even know this was a thing until just hopping on now for my first time since like a month before release to avoid spoilers. I swear to god this board is an autistic bubble, the opinions and theories on here do not exist anywhere else and it’s always so baffling to hop into them, you guys are mindbroken.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 16:18:28 No.52446408 Report

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>>52446392

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 16:18:46 No.52446413 Report

Quoted By: >>52446564

>>52446379
>oof, even with protean. better luck next time.

looks like it. oh well.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 16:19:35 No.52446425 Report

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>>52446392
it's just in the shape of a croc skull

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 16:20:57 No.52446450 Report

Quoted By: >>52446474 >>52446490

>>52446353
You need to be mentally ill and retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 16:23:09 No.52446474 Report

Quoted By: >>52446545

>>52446450
... to not think that it looks like a clown.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 16:24:18 No.52446490 Report

Quoted By: >>52446545 >>52446572

>>52446450
>all crocfags can muster is to insult others
Wow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 16:25:09 No.52446508 Report

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>>52444974
It doesn't even look like a bird

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 16:25:55 No.52446522 Report

Quoted By: >>52446570

>>52446355
>pure numbers
i’m sure torch song is oneshotting a dark type, kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 16:27:19 No.52446545 Report

Quoted By: >>52448336

>>52446474
>>52446490
Looks like that post hit a nerve. Take your meds or kill yourselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 16:28:51 No.52446564 Report

Quoted By: >>52446647

>>52446413
The fuck calc are you running, I get this
>0 SpA Skeledirge Torch Song vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Meowscarada: 126-148 (43 - 50.5%) -- 2.3% chance to 2HKO
Using your EV spread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 16:29:03 No.52446570 Report

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>>52446522
would I be posting results if I wasn't wrong?

for those reading at home, watch anon pull out a "real" calculator and "epic clapback"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 16:29:09 No.52446572 Report

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>>52446490
Reading comprehension? Nonexistent

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 16:33:29 No.52446647 Report

Quoted By: >>52446716

>>52446564
i have to ask the same question. I plugged this into the same calculator and got different results.

>0 SpA Skeledirge Torch Song vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Meowscarada: 138-163 (47 - 55.6%) -- 75.4% chance to 2HKO

the fuck are you on?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 16:38:17 No.52446716 Report

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>>52446647
>choice specs
Could've just said your held item you disingenuous clown. No one runs choice specs on Skeledirge

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 18:23:35 No.52448336 Report

Quoted By: >>52449751

>>52446545
Okay clownfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 19:47:55 No.52449751 Report

Quoted By:

>>52448336
mindbroken

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 19:49:43 No.52449780 Report

Quoted By:

>>52446019
underrated

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 20:01:55 No.52449965 Report

Quoted By: >>52450202

>>52446353
You might just be braindead then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 20:09:06 No.52450069 Report

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Love fuecoco and feel nothing but sadness every time I see this thing
It's only in my team still because its actually powerful and torch song is broken, but once I can transfer nezu my hisui typhlosion over, waddles is headed straight for the box

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 20:10:53 No.52450104 Report

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>>52444956
>crocodile with giant sharp teeth
>let's make it a special attacking singer for some reason

????

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Dec 2022 20:16:33 No.52450202 Report

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>>52449965
Based schizo.

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