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Can I ascend if I inject 500mg testosterone?

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:05:51 No.52482987 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>52483012 >>52483015 >>52483227 >>52483237 >>52483241 >>52483256 >>52483286 >>52483345 >>52483490 >>52483632 >>52483676 >>52483757 >>52483806

I am a 21 year old, 77kg, 6'0 handholdless virgin currently and I only made out with one girl many years ago.
Would injecting T raise my confidence and make me an alpha male?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:08:20 No.52483012 Report

Quoted By: >>52483077 >>52483081 >>52483346 >>52483484 >>52483536 >>52483691 >>52483778 >>52483890 >>52483908

>>52482987
AYY LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:08:25 No.52483015 Report

Quoted By: >>52483059

>>52482987
>>>/fit/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:11:36 No.52483059 Report

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>>52483015
>>>/fit/69136339

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:12:32 No.52483077 Report

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>>52483012
Jiren? AYY LMAO, btw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:12:46 No.52483081 Report

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>>52483012
AYY LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:14:36 No.52483120 Report

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AYY LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:23:57 No.52483227 Report

Quoted By: >>52483264 >>52483921

>>52482987
How do people get this lost? You'd think the pokemon would tip you off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:25:01 No.52483237 Report

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>>52482987
The best body on vp right now

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:25:41 No.52483241 Report

Quoted By: >>52483257

>>52482987
Inject estrogen instead :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:26:07 No.52483247 Report

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AYY LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:26:52 No.52483256 Report

Quoted By: >>52483269

>>52482987
>fucking with your body’s hormones at 21 years old because a mongolian basket weaving site tells you it’ll get you laid, which is the only thing that matters in life
shiggy diggy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:27:01 No.52483257 Report

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>>52483241
Why not both?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:27:28 No.52483264 Report

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>>52483227

Anon said he was an ultra Virg, something tells me this isn't his first rodeo on /vp/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:27:44 No.52483269 Report

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>>52483256
Welcome to /fit/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:27:53 No.52483272 Report

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>>52483237
I doubt there's much competition for that achievement.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:29:07 No.52483286 Report

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>>52482987
"Alpha male" is a setup from conmen trying to sell you overpriced items without health concern and will make you hate women or anything remotelu feminine.

Stop trying to "fix" your physical shape, you're handsome enough, try to work on your social skills and friendliness, you'll get results much faster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:32:59 No.52483345 Report

Quoted By: >>52483365

>>52482987

Anon, if you really want to get laid just pay a fucking prostitute. Jesus christ, it's cheaper than buying hormones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:33:02 No.52483346 Report

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>>52483012
AYY LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:34:25 No.52483365 Report

Quoted By: >>52483514

>>52483345
>Anon, if you really want to get laid just pay a fucking prostitute
I did. Escortcelling is a posh wank at best. It doesn't count.

>Jesus christ, it's cheaper than buying hormones.

It's literally not lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:44:30 No.52483484 Report

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>>52483012
AYY LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:45:03 No.52483490 Report

Quoted By: >>52483509

>>52482987
Post dic pics and we can give you better advice. I'm not even kidding. We gotta know what we are working with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:47:27 No.52483509 Report

Quoted By: >>52483560

>>52483490
It's basically as average as it gets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:47:50 No.52483514 Report

Quoted By: >>52483543

>>52483365
retard brainwashed into thinking sex is the best most important thing in life
go to school
play pokemon
stop being a spaz

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:49:47 No.52483536 Report

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>>52483012
AYY LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:50:46 No.52483543 Report

Quoted By: >>52483554 >>52483571

>>52483514
Yeah, bro. Playing a game for kids about virtual monsters will truly undo millions of years of evolution that made me desire women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:51:37 No.52483552 Report

Quoted By: >>52483562

london?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:52:02 No.52483554 Report

Quoted By: >>52483683

>>52483543
It does, actually. Most posters here are literal trannies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:52:09 No.52483560 Report

Quoted By: >>52483578

>>52483509
You can get laid with an average cock dude, Jesus. Have you tried fixing your personality instead of your body?
>Inb4 hurr durr wahman no leik personality
They do, you're just a boring fuck. I've met autistic retards that could get laid/get a girlfriend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:52:13 No.52483562 Report

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>>52483552
Close to London. How did you know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:53:06 No.52483571 Report

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>>52483543
>undo millions of years of evolution that made me desire women.
timetravelbros...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:53:14 No.52483578 Report

Quoted By: >>52483602 >>52483604 >>52483872

>>52483560
>You can get laid with an average cock dude, Jesus. Have you tried fixing your personality instead of your body?
That's what i'm hoping injecting T will do. It will make me more aggressive and confident around women, instead of being the stuttering, passive cuck I am now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:55:09 No.52483602 Report

Quoted By: >>52483634 >>52483642

>>52483578
I want to call you retarded, but I feel like you genuinely just have some sort of mental issue that's making you believe this, so I'll refrain from doing so for now.
No, shooting test isn't going to make you a super epic confident dude, just practice talking to chicks. They are just people, stop seeing them as anything more than that, because the more you overthink it, the more you fuck yourself over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:55:24 No.52483604 Report

Quoted By: >>52483642

>>52483578
you are mentally retarded
that aggression is just going to scare females away especially cus you’re a fucking sperg
fix that whack ass personality and practice being secure and confident before fucking up your chemistry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:57:08 No.52483632 Report

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>>52482987
You look alright. Post face to determine whether or not I'd have sex with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:57:19 No.52483634 Report

Quoted By: >>52483658 >>52483685

>>52483602
Stop giving him good advice. Genetic failures need to fuck their lives up so they can drop from the gene pool

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:57:51 No.52483639 Report

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>going through all this shit to get vapid roastoid cunts to look in your general direction
"alpha" "male"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:58:17 No.52483642 Report

Quoted By: >>52483685 >>52483698

>>52483602
>No, shooting test isn't going to make you a super epic confident dude, just practice talking to chicks. They are just people, stop seeing them as anything more than that, because the more you overthink it, the more you fuck yourself over.
I'm 21 years old and I have the unpaid sexual experience of a 12 year old nerd. This just "le practise" and "wait until something happens" thhing didn't work for me.

>>52483604
>fix that whack ass personality and practice being secure and confident before fucking up your chemistry.
Yes, that's what i'm trying to do- fix my personality. The main problem with my personality is that i'm awkward and shy. Injecting T has been known to undo cuck traits like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:59:17 No.52483658 Report

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>>52483634
>Genetic failures need to fuck their lives up so they can drop from the gene pool
Imagine being on /vp/ and calling someone else a genetic failure kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 18:00:57 No.52483676 Report

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>>52482987
Eat 10 eggs a day its like a small dose of test without its drawbacks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 18:01:27 No.52483683 Report

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t levels are lower nowadays than in the past so im not saying you shouldnt do a test but working on becoming more confident will come with social knowledge so talk to people/girls a lot.
>>52483554
they still desire women. they pretend to be one and jerk off to that thought/image for a reason.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 18:01:33 No.52483685 Report

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>>52483634
Normally I wouldn't help out, but a guy like this is going to end up roiding himself out because he thinks it'll make muh maidens swoon over him, and then end up killing himself because his dick doesn't work anymore.
>>52483642
>This just "le practise" and "wait until something happens" thhing didn't work for me.
And your next best solution was to inject yourself with a fuckton of testosterone in hopes it'd make you a "chad". You have the sexual experience and the mentality of a 12 year old, dude.
Regardless: Keep practicing, keep trying, it will work, I promise. Don't just jump to an extreme for no real good reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 18:01:59 No.52483691 Report

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>>52483012
AYY LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 18:02:26 No.52483698 Report

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>>52483642
>Injecting T has been known to undo cuck traits like that

Did the person trying to sell it to you tell you that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 18:03:38 No.52483709 Report

Quoted By: >>52483770

braindead moids like this deserve whatever they get from fucking with their hormone levels and refusing to be introspective
get the fuck off my children’s game subreddit already

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 18:05:01 No.52483735 Report

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Come on guys, get back on topic.

Which Pokemon are most likely to inject testosterone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 18:06:47 No.52483754 Report

Quoted By: >>52483803

>>52483685
>And your next best solution was to inject yourself with a fuckton of testosterone in hopes it'd make you a "chad".
I already get approached often enough by women. I'm just a loser without many opportunities and I self-sabotage. I want T to make me more confident with women. I don't want to be a cuck who stutters and can't even make eye contact.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 18:07:08 No.52483757 Report

Quoted By: >>52483770

>>52482987
you're better this way, i would probably sniff your armpit and lick your balls during a intercourse

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 18:07:23 No.52483762 Report

Quoted By: >>52483774

POST YOUR FAVORITE POKEMON AND BMI RIGHT NOW

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 18:07:47 No.52483770 Report

Quoted By: >>52483794

>>52483709
>>52483757
ywnbaw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 18:08:03 No.52483774 Report

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>>52483762
Gardevoir
85

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 18:08:09 No.52483778 Report

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>>52483012
AYY LMAO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 18:09:54 No.52483794 Report

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>>52483770
that was fast, neck yourself retard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 18:10:58 No.52483803 Report

Quoted By: >>52483830

>>52483754
>I want T to make me more confident with women.
For the love of God that isn't how it works you absolute retard. You're going to fuck up your hormonal balance and end up with a permanently limp dick, good fucking luck getting any chicks then, you genuine brainlet.
>I don't want to be a cuck who stutters and can't even make eye contact.
DO YOU THINK TAKING TEST IS GOING TO MAGICALLY REWRITE YOUR BRAIN. ITS NOT A MAGICAL DRUG YOU FUCKING MORON, JUST GROW UP AND IMPROVE YOUR SOCIAL SKILLS HOLY FUCK.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 18:11:16 No.52483806 Report

Quoted By: >>52483840

>>52482987
OP, just go to the gym and get your nutrition and rest in order.
21 is to young to use gear
Try it in a decade, when your natural test drops

>inb4 troll post

With the amount of retards in this site nowadays, hardly impossible

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 18:12:57 No.52483830 Report

Quoted By: >>52483854

>>52483803
Not even OP but T does unironically make you more confident. Do you know what roid rage is? Do you even know what testosterone is or does? fucking retard. Stick to pokemans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 18:13:57 No.52483840 Report

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>>52483806
I do go to the gym already. I have been going for 14 months in that pic but the first 6 or so were me fucking around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 18:15:05 No.52483854 Report

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>>52483830
Anon, shit social skills cannot be fixed with testosterone. You can pump as many drugs as you want into your body, it's not going to mean jackshit if you're naturally a shy guy. He needs to improve on his OWN social abilities first, and save the drastic shit for later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 18:16:39 No.52483872 Report

Quoted By: >>52483898

>>52483578
>im a socially awkward cuck
>but if i inject hormones into myself i will succeed because now i will become an aggressive socially awkward cuck
lmao do it bro see what happens

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 18:18:13 No.52483890 Report

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>>52483012
AYY LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 18:18:48 No.52483898 Report

Quoted By: >>52483929

>>52483872
social awkwardness + confidence = less social awkwardness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 18:19:27 No.52483908 Report

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>>52483012
AYY LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 18:20:51 No.52483921 Report

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>>52483227
>he thinks people care about Pokemon
AHAHAHAHAHAH

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2022 18:21:26 No.52483929 Report

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>>52483898
socially retarded + being aggressive and “confident” = intolerable sperg no one wants to be around

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