Nobody would buy the Rotom phone. People are uneasy enough about the government + big tech monitoring their internet activity. Imagine if you had a Rotom going through your search history too, taunting you about what you jack off to, and messing with your settings and ringtone because it's a mischievous little trickster. It would be too much.

Pic unrelated, I just didn't want to the neutral frog.