ITT: we come up with abilities or moves that sound completely broken, but may aswell be implemented by GameFreak in the future.

Here's a list of some abilities I came up with.
>upon switch-in the Pokemon sets up a reflect
>light screen variant of the ability above
>the pokemon is completely immune to special moves
>the pokemon is completely immune to physical moves
>the attacks of the Pokemon deal 25% less damage, but heal you for half the damage you deal
>upon switch-in the Pokemon sets up a shell smash
>the Pokemon gets a random +1 to any stat each turn (given to some complete shitmon)

And some attacks that I came up with:
>if the damage dealt by this move causes the opponent's HP to fall under a certain threshold (like 12%), they immediately faint
>a status move that gives the opponent the ability Truant
>a strong attacking move that has a 20% chance of making the opponent fall sleep