the entire premise of this thread is a farce
sat down with a buddy and went through the entire dex around gen 7 to see if there was a Pokemon that NO ONE would fuck or attempt to fuck, nope, none
there was a lot of "well, it's basically a rock, but like, someone's bound to cum on a rock, remember that guy who got off to floor tiles?"
and it only gets easier to sexualize from there, like how there was also a lot of "it resembles a dog so of course it's going to get fucked"
