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Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 15:23:47 No.52611399 View View Reply Original Report

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If they're all male, how do they propagate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 15:25:02 No.52611418 Report

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>>52611399
With dittos.
Fucking retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 15:25:53 No.52611426 Report

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>>52611399
In the wild, undocumented methods, just like all the other male-only species.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 15:28:20 No.52611458 Report

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Pokemon don't reproduce like humans do. They produce eggs without contact (as seen in the picnic mechanic). Same gender Pokemon may not be able to reproduce in captivity but the can do so in the wild.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 15:31:16 No.52611485 Report

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>>52611399
My headcanon is that they mate with their female counterparts, sometimes producing male offspring just by chance, like Volbeat/Illumise egg situation but without Ditto involved. The male only species without a counterparts, Hitmons/Sawk and Throh, I have no idea how to rationalize them

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 15:31:29 No.52611487 Report

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>>52611399
They rape Hatterena. Male eggs develop into Impidimp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 15:32:40 No.52611495 Report

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>>52611418
I always thought it was pretty clear that in-game breeding mechanics are just for gameplay purposes, and that in-universe, they just breed with compatible female Pokemon.

You could make a case for the Hatterene line being its female counterpart too, since they're humanoid Fairy types with an emphasis on hair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 15:33:56 No.52611506 Report

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>>52611399
Anal sex. Gay anal sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 15:38:09 No.52611538 Report

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>>52611506
Gaynal

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Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 15:43:56 No.52611594 Report

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>>52611485
>My headcanon is that they mate with their female counterparts, sometimes producing male offspring just by chance
Like the Gerudo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 16:03:21 No.52611772 Report

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>>52611399
With the female only counterpart Hattarene like Tauros do with Miltank

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 16:06:56 No.52611803 Report

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>>52611399
Butt eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 16:19:10 No.52611895 Report

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>>52611594
I thought they would kidnap men and rape them to procreate. I mean men like Link, not the fat carpenters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 16:21:23 No.52611911 Report

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>>52611418
That's kinda gay.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 16:22:28 No.52611927 Report

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>>52611399
Raping hatterenes. No, breeding with hatterene in camps isn't rape so it doesn't work. Goblins need the rape

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 16:23:17 No.52611935 Report

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>>52611803
Butt seggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 16:24:32 No.52611944 Report

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>>52611927
Hatterene is such an ugly pokemon.
I want to fucking strangle this buttplug-looking abomination with my ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 16:25:12 No.52611952 Report

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>>52611399
hatterene molests impidimp and morgrem regularly.
that's how the species is propagated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 16:29:50 No.52611991 Report

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>>52611895
That's literally what they do, since they have no males of their own (except one every 100 years), they use males from other human races to reproduce

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 16:30:50 No.52612001 Report

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>>52611927
>Raping hatterenes.
Surely the Hatternes are the ones doing the raping.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 16:32:08 No.52612011 Report

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>>52611594
>tfw no gerudo wife
why live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 16:32:54 No.52612026 Report

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>>52611399
Mpreg.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 16:36:00 No.52612055 Report

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>>52611399
Hatterene ayylmao abduction
>>52611927
Sir, Hatterene is the one doing it to the poor gains gobbo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 17:03:15 No.52612315 Report

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>>52611772
Miltank doesn't produce Tauros eggs and Tauros doesn't produce Miltank eggs like the Nidorans or Volbeat/Illumise do

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 17:13:11 No.52612409 Report

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hairgenesis

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Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 17:14:08 No.52612415 Report

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>>52612315
Because Game Freak forgot to implement it

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