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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2022 17:01:40 No.52625279 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>52625306 >>52625309 >>52625580 >>52625661

>wailord
>14.5m 398kg
>so light it would float
>makes sense, it's meant to be a balloon

>dondozo
>12m
>giant fat fuck. the entire ethos of the design is eating tons of sushi
>220kg
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NONSENSE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2022 17:03:22 No.52625306 Report

Quoted By: >>52625321 >>52625344

>>52625279
Complaining about this is like thinkimg Magcargo would destroy everything, it's a cartoon world things don't have to work how you think they would.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2022 17:03:29 No.52625309 Report

Quoted By: >>52625580

>>52625279
I wonder if Masuda's son or grandchildren are in charge of writing Pokedex entries.

They write "big" number and call it a day regardless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2022 17:04:22 No.52625321 Report

Quoted By: >>52625345

>>52625306
>some random fag tries to argue that pokedex entries aren't lore
Let me guess, you're a corvifag, aren't you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2022 17:04:39 No.52625325 Report

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What's weird is that GF has recently started doing accurate weights for things like Oinkologne and that horse from gen 7.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2022 17:05:49 No.52625344 Report

Quoted By: >>52625383

>>52625306
The problem is that Pokemon picks and chooses what it wants it to follow from the real world. It's a fucking mess. It won't fully commit to being a fantasy setting, they just plopped magical monsters into a world that's otherwise just like the real world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2022 17:05:51 No.52625345 Report

Quoted By: >>52625433

>>52625321
No they are lore, I'm just saying the real world doesn't apply to the Pokemon world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2022 17:07:55 No.52625383 Report

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>>52625344
They want things to be relatable but also fantastical if I were to hazard a guess, and of course yeah there isn't much thought put into how everything works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2022 17:11:11 No.52625433 Report

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>>52625345
Except when it does.

Pokemon doesn't have a "world", it's just a bunch of nonsense thrown together with zero thought.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2022 17:11:56 No.52625443 Report

Quoted By: >>52625460 >>52625562

meanwhile they give a more accurate weight to shit like skeledirge even though it’s a fucking ghost type and would actually make sense to weigh less.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2022 17:12:31 No.52625449 Report

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wailord is supposed to be a blimp

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2022 17:13:44 No.52625460 Report

Quoted By: >>52625512

>>52625443
It’s not a GHOST dumbass. It’s a fire croc that ghosts.

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2022 17:17:56 No.52625512 Report

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>>52625460
>It’s a fire croc that ghosts.
Thanks for agreeing it would actually make sense to weigh less.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2022 17:22:06 No.52625562 Report

Quoted By: >>52625575

>>52625443
Skeledirge itself is not a ghost. The Ghost type comes from the fire bird.

>The fiery bird changes shape when Skeledirge sings. Rumor has it that the bird was born when the fireball on Skeledirge’s head gained a soul.

That or it's just like Decidueye or Oricorio or Alolan Marowak in that simply has spiritual powers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2022 17:23:04 No.52625575 Report

Quoted By: >>52625624

>>52625562
>The Ghost type comes from [FANFIC]

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2022 17:23:25 No.52625580 Report

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>>52625279
The whole Wailord thing doesnt make sense either, as it'd be lighter than any known element, and would be entirely incapable of swimming.

>b-b-but its a blimp

It's an aquatic creature. It can't do that, full stop. Then you've got other random shit like Groudon being lighter than your average real world cow, Pokemon changing sizes between iterations, etc.. The dex entries are just random numbers pulled out of their ass, like >>52625309, and they make only a vague effort to stick closely to them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2022 17:27:02 No.52625624 Report

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>>52625575
It clearly isn't a fucking ghost, since it evolves from two clearly alive crocodiles, the same way Decidueye evolves from two living owls

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2022 17:30:04 No.52625661 Report

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>>52625279
i wish they would just buff snorlaxes weight so pokemon weights would actually make sense.

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