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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 03:38:24 No.52633129 View View Reply Original Report

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How do you feel knowing that your pokemon are having sex or orgies while you're making a sandwich in those picnics?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 04:43:50 No.52633815 Report

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>>52633129
I'm not a woman

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 04:44:58 No.52633821 Report

Quoted By: >>52634807

>>52633129
I select my teams for maximum sexual compatibility

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 04:45:01 No.52633822 Report

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>>52633129
All my pokemon are male.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 04:46:57 No.52633845 Report

Quoted By: >>52636143 >>52636173

>>52633822
And? I doubt that would stop them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 04:49:07 No.52633860 Report

Quoted By: >>52633971 >>52633991

>>52633129
I wouldn't mind, since we're in an open relationahip and all. But as dr Oak says...
>There's a time and place for everything

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 04:54:03 No.52633904 Report

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>>52633129
I feel fine, since I'm the one fucking them. Maybe don't be such a cuck bitch and just have sex with your mons, loser.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 04:57:37 No.52633942 Report

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you are getting cuck Trainers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 05:00:38 No.52633971 Report

Quoted By: >>52634147

>>52633860
>open relationship
Dudes gettin' cucked by his own property.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 05:03:41 No.52633991 Report

Quoted By: >>52634147

>>52633860
>not the one fucking the cat
What a cuck. I remember that old bittenhard comic with blaziken and the trainer let ditto fuck her. I never use the mating system because of this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 05:16:30 No.52634122 Report

Quoted By: >>52634158

Wait, you guys are feeling cucked because your Pokemon are playing together

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 05:19:48 No.52634147 Report

Quoted By: >>52634215 >>52636300

>>52633971
>>52633991
You're projecting your insecurities hard if the first thing you think when hearing "open relationship" is "he's a cuck lmao"
I do fuck them, but they also fuck each other, I'm not so insecured as to watch 24/7 who my pokemon are sharing oxygen with like some of you...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 05:20:48 No.52634158 Report

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>>52634122
Not like its the first time it happen

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 05:24:23 No.52634185 Report

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>>52633129
Yeah the picnic orgy thing is too weird for me, that's why I only caught females.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 05:27:08 No.52634209 Report

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My bro Gholdengo can't and will never have sex with anyone but me!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 05:27:34 No.52634215 Report

Quoted By: >>52636305

>>52634147
That's an orgy not an open relationship, she's just your favorite concubine then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 05:30:06 No.52634234 Report

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>>52633129
That Gardevoir better be Female(Female)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 05:34:07 No.52634286 Report

Quoted By: >>52635402

Good, I watch them while eating my hamburger with peanut butter

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 05:34:08 No.52634288 Report

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>>52633129
POV you're a female trainer and own a male gardevoir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 05:46:09 No.52634386 Report

Quoted By: >>52634430

my team all exists in different egg groups so nothing ever happens at picnics besides me killing my taste buds with herba mysticas

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 05:49:53 No.52634430 Report

Quoted By: >>52634437

>>52634386
nothing that you are aware of, the eggs are just proof.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 05:50:51 No.52634437 Report

Quoted By: >>52636287

>>52634430
i have never received an egg in a picnic ever
not good at reading are you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 06:42:08 No.52634807 Report

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>>52633821
Prove it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 06:59:37 No.52634890 Report

Quoted By: >>52636280 >>52636309

>play ball with Pokemon
>eyes on them the entire time
>basket still somehow gets an egg in it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 08:42:30 No.52635402 Report

Quoted By: >>52635405

>>52634286
> hamburger with peanut butter
Can you be any more gross?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 08:43:05 No.52635405 Report

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>>52635402
never played the game?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 08:44:56 No.52635412 Report

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>>52633129
>implying I’m not the one who’s impregnating them
ngmi

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 10:18:27 No.52635932 Report

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Mine are all fucking turbo virgins apparently they won't give eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 11:18:46 No.52636143 Report

Quoted By: >>52636173

>>52633845
Explain picrel was that purrloin a male kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 11:24:41 No.52636160 Report

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>>52633129
Why do they have sex with me then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 11:27:26 No.52636165 Report

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This is why I only shiny hunt with one Pokemon on my team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 11:28:28 No.52636173 Report

Quoted By: >>52636199

>>52633845
>>52636143
anyone remember episode title?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 11:40:32 No.52636199 Report

Quoted By: >>52636205

>>52636173
BW44 "Purrloin, Sweet or Sneaky?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 11:41:27 No.52636205 Report

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>>52636199
yeah found it already
that purrloin knew what he was doing dirty little shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 12:03:50 No.52636280 Report

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>>52634890
Shouldn't have blinked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 12:05:42 No.52636287 Report

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>>52634437
He's saying they could be having infertile sex anon. I guess you're both not good at reading

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 12:06:54 No.52636295 Report

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>>52633822
but do you check the basket before ending your picnic? exactly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 12:07:42 No.52636300 Report

Quoted By: >>52636536

>>52634147
They are right
Otherwise why'd you get so defensive over a fictional scenario?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 12:08:51 No.52636302 Report

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>>52633129
How did SV get an E rating if it shows explicit sex anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 12:09:28 No.52636305 Report

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>>52634215
>That's an orgy
Pokemon orgy... that's kinda hot, also super-weird in context of Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 12:09:52 No.52636309 Report

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>>52634890
If only were there 20+ years of lore addressing this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 12:26:16 No.52636401 Report

Quoted By: >>52636412

>1 month
>still no picnic NTR pics featuring gardevoir, lopunny and moewscarada

lol
its happening whether you like it or not, your waifu IS being plowed by an incineroar

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 12:27:37 No.52636412 Report

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>>52636401
>female
gross

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 12:50:39 No.52636536 Report

Quoted By: >>52636599

>>52636300
There's this thing called playing along, lying and making shit up
You should try it some time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 12:56:26 No.52636563 Report

Quoted By: >>52636574 >>52636580 >>52636588

>>52633129
Look, all I know is that I watched my Pokemon be literally 20 feet apart from each other, unmoving, and somehow an egg appeared.
This is either light speed fucking or they fucking SPORE to reproduce.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 12:57:58 No.52636571 Report

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Good for them honestly. If I cause billion Pokemon to reproduce that's putting out a better effect on the planet than my everlasting virginity

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 12:58:53 No.52636574 Report

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>>52636563
this is why pokefuckers fear the picnic, they can't believe that pokemon spore and don't fuck and thus make up a bunch of cuckold porn to distract us

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 12:59:34 No.52636580 Report

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>>52636563
You had the game on when you did it. That's your problem.
You have to listen to a poketuber to know what happens, not play the games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 13:01:03 No.52636588 Report

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>>52636563
arceus can tell when your pokemon is thinking of fucking another pokemon so he just makes an egg in advance to get it over with

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 13:03:40 No.52636599 Report

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>>52636536
I'm already suffering from mental issues, I don't want to make up anything new

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 13:13:26 No.52636635 Report

Quoted By: >>52636684 >>52636702

>>52636599
Left or right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 13:17:17 No.52636653 Report

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Sorry, I personally impregnate my Pokemon. Sounds like a skill issue if you leave it to somebody else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 13:22:43 No.52636684 Report

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>>52636635
It depends, today it's right

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 13:25:42 No.52636700 Report

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>>52633129
>How do you feel knowing that your pokemon are having sex or orgies while you're making a sandwich in those picnics?

Doesn't bother me, they're slutmons not waifus. They exist for battle and sex. I fuck them for pleasure while the other pokemon fuck them for viable eggs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 13:25:48 No.52636702 Report

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>>52636635
It depends, today it's right
The awful part comes in waves

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 13:35:33 No.52636763 Report

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On a second thought I wouldntm ind watching my pokemons fuck.

Imagine their adorable moans and faces a they get close.
Imagine their aftersex cuddles.

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