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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 16:23:55 No.52637834 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>52637852 >>52637854 >>52638020 >>52638110 >>52638182 >>52638219 >>52638998 >>52639713 >>52640238 >>52640577 >>52641179 >>52642901 >>52646859 >>52651190

>What should we do for Paradox Jigglypuff?
>I know, let's make it as slutty as possible
Why did they feel the need to do this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 16:25:51 No.52637852 Report

Quoted By: >>52637859

>>52637834
I think you are projecting man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 16:26:11 No.52637854 Report

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>>52637834
It was important for the story. They needed people to know that Scream Tail's bred with human men in order to keep their bloodlines going.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 16:26:59 No.52637859 Report

Quoted By: >>52637882

>>52637852
This.

How is it slutty? It just has a long tuft of hair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 16:29:48 No.52637882 Report

Quoted By: >>52637896 >>52640577 >>52646859

>>52637859
I mean, it does have fangs and what looks like makeup.
I can't say I see the appeal myself, but I can understand how someone could see it that way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 16:31:38 No.52637896 Report

Quoted By: >>52637948 >>52638461

>>52637882
>fangs
>slutty
Seek help. Nothing you are supposed to have sex with has fangs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 16:35:54 No.52637948 Report

Quoted By: >>52640663

>>52637896
I take it you've never heard of vampires before?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 16:42:30 No.52638020 Report

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>>52637834
Not my thing, but you don't seem to be alone. Good luck to you, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 16:50:08 No.52638110 Report

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>>52637834
I think she's sexy too, but I'm not sure where you would get slutty from.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 16:55:54 No.52638182 Report

Quoted By: >>52638187 >>52640211

>>52637834
IT'S LITERALLY JUST A FUCKING SPHERE
WHAT THE FUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 16:56:34 No.52638187 Report

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>>52638182
Yes, and?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 16:59:35 No.52638219 Report

Quoted By: >>52638279

>>52637834
>imaginary pokemon created by a creepy old man is a slut
what a twist

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 17:05:29 No.52638279 Report

Quoted By: >>52638325 >>52638438 >>52646040

>>52638219
But anon, Scream Tail came from Sada's mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 17:09:49 No.52638325 Report

Quoted By: >>52638432 >>52641803

>>52638279
>Scream Tail
>Flutter Mane
Sada definitely shared some fetishes with me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 17:19:56 No.52638432 Report

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>>52638325
Flutter Mane too, yeah.
Sada was a genius.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 17:20:34 No.52638438 Report

Quoted By: >>52638452

>>52638279
It was based on the description written by Heath though, wasn't it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 17:21:48 No.52638452 Report

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>>52638438
I thought Heath just wrote about the Donphan paradoxes?
Maybe I misread something at some point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 17:23:04 No.52638461 Report

Quoted By: >>52640056 >>52640663

>>52637896
Bro? Your human canines? Your Iono? If it has fangs, we are obligated to procreate with it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 18:11:50 No.52638975 Report

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she's so cute bros...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 18:13:56 No.52638998 Report

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>>52637834
if all paradoxes were triple type what would this thing be? Normal/Fairy/Dark if it's supposed to be malevolent, Normal/Fairy/Psychic if not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 19:12:37 No.52639713 Report

Quoted By: >>52639717 >>52640171

>>52637834
You just know the way its throat rumbles as you dick its slutty little mouth will make ya instacum

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 19:13:16 No.52639717 Report

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>>52639713
>little mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 19:50:53 No.52640056 Report

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>>52638461
Humans don't have fangs, Iono is not real btw

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 20:02:16 No.52640171 Report

Quoted By: >>52641266 >>52647802

>>52639713
She’s far from small, anon..

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 20:07:31 No.52640211 Report

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>>52638182
What isn't slutty about a fucking sphere? You have no idea where its been.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 20:10:50 No.52640238 Report

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>>52637834
I like the Psychic typing and long ponytail
Makes it feel like more than just an ancestor to Jigglypuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 20:25:43 No.52640367 Report

Quoted By: >>52640547

>tfw no sloppy kissing/licking fanart with her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 20:42:29 No.52640547 Report

Quoted By: >>52641803

>>52640367
Not quite Scream Tail but

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 20:44:37 No.52640577 Report

Quoted By: >>52640596 >>52640611 >>52640635

>>52637882
>>52637834
Take a breath of fresh hair, there's mold growing on your brain

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 20:46:18 No.52640596 Report

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>>52640577
>hair
I think they want to already, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 20:48:07 No.52640611 Report

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>>52640577
Huffing Scream and Flutter's hair...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 20:50:27 No.52640635 Report

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>>52640577
>Take a breath of fresh hair
I wish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 20:53:19 No.52640663 Report

Quoted By: >>52640836 >>52640884 >>52640927 >>52641192 >>52642506 >>52647782

>>52637948
Not real. Also, vampires are sexually appealing in media because they are ageless, blemishless, sex-appeal predatory humans, not because they have fucking fangs. The fangs aren’t supposed to be the sexy part on their own. Scream Tail is round, has no lips, no discernible figure, no legs, no ass, no genitals, no nose, no fingers, no toes. It’s not sexy and you are mentally ill.
>>52638461
Human beings don’t have fangs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 21:10:47 No.52640836 Report

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>>52640663
She is pretty hot, yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 21:14:17 No.52640868 Report

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i love this fucking board

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 21:15:44 No.52640884 Report

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>>52640663
>He needs to see discernible human features in order to get hard
What weakness.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 21:20:02 No.52640927 Report

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>>52640663
>no toes.

Umm, She does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 21:43:43 No.52641179 Report

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>>52637834
Somehow I feel like I know exactly what you're talking about OP. What does this say about us?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 21:44:30 No.52641192 Report

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>>52640663
>anon isnt into sentient orbs with fangs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 21:50:12 No.52641266 Report

Quoted By: >>52641473

>>52640171
Yours is
Mine is extra small

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 22:07:41 No.52641473 Report

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>>52641266
yeah, i bet yours is extra small

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 22:35:17 No.52641803 Report

Quoted By: >>52641834 >>52641864

>>52638325
>>52640547
Threesomes with Scream Tail and Flutter Mane!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 22:38:52 No.52641834 Report

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>>52641803
I'd try my best but I don't think I can beat two mouths like that at once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 22:42:26 No.52641864 Report

Quoted By:

>>52641803
that's too much for any man to handle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 23:42:40 No.52642506 Report

Quoted By:

>>52640663
>you're deranged
cope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 23:43:04 No.52642511 Report

Quoted By: >>52642603

>smash 6 comes out
>Scream Tail is added as a Jigglypuff echo
Would be neat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Dec 2022 23:50:52 No.52642603 Report

Quoted By: >>52642775

>>52642511
Eh, it'll probably just end up as a skin for Jigglypuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2022 00:04:35 No.52642775 Report

Quoted By: >>52642850

>>52642603
Realistically you’re probably right. It would be cool if it got something revolving around its head-tail though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2022 00:10:27 No.52642850 Report

Quoted By: >>52642917

>>52642775
>Back Air is using the hair whip
>It's just Melee's hitbox

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2022 00:15:58 No.52642901 Report

Quoted By: >>52644313

>>52637834
literally how

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2022 00:17:30 No.52642917 Report

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>>52642850
It would probably get a hair hurtbox after what happened to Mewtwo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2022 02:09:35 No.52644313 Report

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>>52642901
Are we looking at the same picture?
Because I see a semen demon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2022 04:46:23 No.52646040 Report

Quoted By: >>52646826

>>52638279
What's with this imagination theory I've been hearing? The professors clearly pull the mons out of a time machine from the actual past/future

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2022 06:18:06 No.52646826 Report

Quoted By: >>52646870 >>52647242

>>52646040
Arven points out how it's impossible for Heath to have seen the Past/Future mons if they were really from another time because the time machine didn't exist yet. So this leaves us with one of 3 options:
>1: The Pokémon are native to Area Zero and the time machine doesn't actually do anything
>2: Heath is actually the professor post-time travel
>3: Heath made the whole thing up, and the "time machine" created the Paradox Pokémon from what the professor read in the book
The imagination theory is the third one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2022 06:24:14 No.52646859 Report

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>>52637834
>>52637882
This is what thirst does to a man.
Masturbate BEFORE you consider making dogshit threads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2022 06:25:15 No.52646870 Report

Quoted By: >>52646983 >>52647127

>>52646826
>Arven points out how it's impossible for Heath
Show me where.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2022 06:42:24 No.52646983 Report

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>>52646870
You have to complete his postgame quest at the school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2022 06:46:17 No.52647006 Report

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If I fuck its pussy does the dick come out the mouth?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2022 07:05:22 No.52647127 Report

Quoted By: >>52647134 >>52647242

>>52646870
I'm going to post part of the dialog in question. To me, tthis feels like a very open "yeah, they're fake" from Gamefreak.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2022 07:06:25 No.52647134 Report

Quoted By: >>52647145 >>52647242

>>52647127

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2022 07:07:27 No.52647145 Report

Quoted By: >>52647156 >>52647242

>>52647134

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2022 07:08:41 No.52647156 Report

Quoted By: >>52647242

>>52647145

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2022 07:26:29 No.52647242 Report

Quoted By: >>52647259 >>52647477 >>52647675

>>52646826
>>52647127
>>52647134
>>52647145
>>52647156
So Sada/Turo made a Pokemon creation device on accident while attempting to build a time machine? How do you even mess up that badly yet apparently still be incredibly smart?

Also what happens to the AI when he/she goes through the time machine?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2022 07:29:01 No.52647259 Report

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>>52647242
Likely destroyed/returned to whatever was sending he prof those dreams.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2022 08:20:49 No.52647477 Report

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>>52647242
The professor was not right in the head

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2022 08:39:48 No.52647581 Report

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Volo was behind all of this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2022 08:53:46 No.52647675 Report

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>>52647242
>So Sada/Turo made a Pokemon creation device on accident while attempting to build a time machine?

I see it al like this:
>Long time ago people discovered crater and decided to explore it

>Explorers team all had their own expectations about what they could find down here

>Some expected there to be lots of bizarre flora and fauna

>Others expected here to be some treasure at the end

>All of that suddenly happens to become reality

>Then one of explorers writers a book about his adventures in crater

>It sells like crazy and people believes in it

>When Professor was younger they was obsessed with that book about Crater and cryptids what are "supposedly" live within it.

>They interpreted those cryptids as past/future mons

>They decided to invent time machine to bring those mons into present times.

>Because they did so inside the Crater it suddenly worked

>it suddenly worked because Crater area have that wish-granting powers of some unknown origin (presumably third legendary is the origin)

>They really made a time machine and it really worked as intended

>But instead of just working like your typical time machine it worked like Professor thought it should work

>So instead of bringing ordinary and realistic ancient or future mons it started to spew out those bizarre cryptids what Professor thought was ancient or future mons.

>Professor even invent android with AI copying his/her personality, what was also impossible but became possible thanks to mcguffin powers

>Then they died to box legendary what was also one of said cryptids but far more aggressive apparently

>Ai caught this cryptid and continued to research all that shit until it decided what it just getting overwhelming and it need to be stopped or else one day those monsters overrun whole region.

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Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2022 09:15:12 No.52647782 Report

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>>52640663
>It's not sexy
>723 pics on e621

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2022 09:19:46 No.52647802 Report

Quoted By: >>52648344 >>52650285

>>52640171
Damn just imagine that thing holding you down with its hair and forcibly feeding on your protein fluid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2022 11:52:53 No.52648344 Report

Quoted By:

>>52647802
Imagine giving her a kiss on the forehead

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2022 16:32:29 No.52650285 Report

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>>52647802
well, i'm imagining.
now what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2022 17:35:49 No.52650847 Report

Quoted By: >>52650864 >>52651159

this thread is a joke, right?
there's still hope for humanity, right?
right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2022 17:38:13 No.52650864 Report

Quoted By:

>>52650847
hahaha, no_

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2022 18:08:42 No.52651159 Report

Quoted By: >>52651179

>>52650847
Do you think Jigglypuff smut is a new concept?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2022 18:10:55 No.52651179 Report

Quoted By: >>52651252

>>52651159
i was hoping it was.
this is just... i don't even know what to say.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2022 18:11:45 No.52651190 Report

Quoted By: >>52651331

>>52637834
Don't tell me...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2022 18:19:32 No.52651252 Report

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>>52651179
Sorry. She's just too attractive to ignore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Dec 2022 18:31:44 No.52651331 Report

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>>52651190
you already know, anon.

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