Some loser gets bodied by Cloyster in tournament
>bans King's Rock (even though Skill Link Cloyster was fine for 10 years)
Some loser gets bodied by Bright Powder
>ban Brightpowder
"What about Critical hits, freeze, Scald burn, Togekiss/Jirachi, secondary effects, and other hax?"
>"nah...those are FINE™"
"NOOOOOO HECKORINO I NEED TO HAVE ALL INFORMATION AT THE START OF EVERY BATTLE, EVEN THOUGH I'M OK WITH NOT KNOWING MY OPPONENT'S MOVES AND HELD ITEMS"
>bans Terastallize

>"Bro...just be unemployed like me so you can waste 30+ hours doing Smogon's ass backwards "democratic" way of banning shit (suspect tests). What do you mean citizens don't need a PhD to elect people into office?

fukken lol