>>52691014JN literally is the pits, you can't go much lower. Ass is a non-character abomination, the budget got spent on hookers or something and the writing is clearly aimless.
Thats definitely not a 100% chance of being beaten.
Outside of somehow being propaganda or being JN2(which is incredibly unlikely for multiple reasons), removing tumors like Ash to allow some form of story is going to make even a super generic story win out.