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>>52705025
Birds do the mating dances. Asking for it, "weirdo"
Are you gonna tell me that somebody bred birds for centuries so they wanted to fuck humans?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 21:14:52 No.52705049 Report

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>>52704813
>>52704840
>Digimon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 21:15:32 No.52705060 Report

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>>52705049
>Copemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 21:17:02 No.52705070 Report

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>>52705060
both digi shit and poke shit are copemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 21:20:17 No.52705104 Report

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>>52705070
>Seethemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 21:25:08 No.52705151 Report

Quoted By: >>52705236

>>52705039
uhh what? why do you want to fuck a bird?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 21:27:18 No.52705171 Report

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>>52704856
that doesn't make sense

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 21:28:52 No.52705189 Report

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>>52705171
YOU don't make sense!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 21:32:23 No.52705230 Report

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>>52704840
Egg?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 21:33:18 No.52705236 Report

Quoted By: >>52705294

>>52705151
Well if the bird is big enough and literally asks for it, why not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 21:39:33 No.52705294 Report

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>>52705236
You really shouldn't approach huge, psychic ostriches with the ability to turn your mind into mush. Yeah, they may be asking for it, but are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 21:40:54 No.52705309 Report

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>>52705294
Unless you drugged them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 21:41:21 No.52705319 Report

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>>52705294
>implying the huge, psychic ostrich being liable to mindbreak you into wanting to breed her isn't the whole point

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 21:43:27 No.52705336 Report

Quoted By: >>52705363

>>52704813
>gets btfo by unaware fire croc
KEK shitmon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 21:43:30 No.52705337 Report

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>>52705294
>>52705319
ntr is my fetish

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Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 21:46:47 No.52705363 Report

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>>52705336
>A p-pokemon h-has a counter, th-that means its le bad!
Shut the fuck up retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 21:47:20 No.52705369 Report

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>>52705337
Kys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 21:48:09 No.52705381 Report

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>>52705363
>frogeposter
All the entire post null and void, automatically and everytime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 21:48:27 No.52705384 Report

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>>52705337
I'm not sure NTR is the term you're looking for.
If it is, then fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 21:48:31 No.52705385 Report

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>>52705337
Well you better make sure your (hypothetical) gf isn't taking a nice midnight walk on the beach with you, because the moment she sees you ""willingly"" dropping your pants for some ugly ostrich thing she'll be upset.

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Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 21:48:36 No.52705387 Report

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>>52705381
>All the entire post null and void, automatically and everytime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 21:49:52 No.52705394 Report

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>>52705337
Base based BASED

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 21:50:46 No.52705400 Report

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improve her by giving her a secondary type
go

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 21:51:17 No.52705403 Report

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>>52705387
the irony is that frogeposters are the ones who look like the pic you posted, you don't believe in God, worship the satanic froge and also are a stupid retard that believed trump.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 21:51:41 No.52705408 Report

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>>52705363
>she is strong
>cant get past a pokemon
Ehm dont think so dumb frog

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Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 21:54:58 No.52705444 Report

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>>52705381
>>52705408
>Oh shit Xerneus is countered by Aegislash/Gholdengo! That must means its bad!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 21:55:50 No.52705455 Report

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>>52705444
Every dumb frogeposter is a shitposter, NO EXCEPTIONS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 21:56:32 No.52705464 Report

Quoted By: >>52705489

can we go back to talking about the hottest ostrich there is instead of arguing about frogs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 21:59:04 No.52705489 Report

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>>52705464
I already said I want that cloaca, there isnothing else to say
>BUT MUH COMPETITIVE
Who the hell cares?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 21:59:22 No.52705493 Report

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>>52705294
>>52705025
>>52704842
>PROTIP:
Ostriches are one of the few birds large enough to get fisted without complications

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 22:01:12 No.52705510 Report

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>>52705493
Another tip is to not look esparthas in the eye. It'll only take 2 or so seconds of eye contact before you forget how to move.

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Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 22:01:52 No.52705517 Report

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>>52705493
I know anon
I have seen gifs where they show their cocks penetrating the females, and they are big enough to take human cock
>BUT SHE WILL NEVER FEEL ANYTHING
Men can even make horses cum, pleb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 22:02:15 No.52705521 Report

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>>52705489
>Who the hell cares?
Turbo-autists who think games for children need to cater to their needs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 22:04:31 No.52705541 Report

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>>52705493
>>52705517
what the fuck
seek medical guidance

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 22:16:31 No.52705651 Report

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>>52704813
Best gen 9 design. It's so cute and unsettling.

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Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 22:19:13 No.52705673 Report

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>>52705493
>>52705510
>>52705517
I'm doxxing all of you and sending your posts to your parents

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 22:20:02 No.52705684 Report

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>>52705673
I don't think my parents need safety and survival tips for dealing with ostrich pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 22:22:21 No.52705708 Report

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>>52705673
My father is dead and my mother knows about my bestiality. Try something else, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 22:24:30 No.52705739 Report

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>>52705673
>He thinks an animal fucker wouldn't use a proxy or VPN
Utter retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 22:25:31 No.52705746 Report

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>>52705739
why would they
it's not illegal to view it

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Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 22:27:04 No.52705772 Report

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>>52704856
based

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Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 22:27:49 No.52705782 Report

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>>52705060
>>52705070
>Arrestmon
>>52705104
>Gotobedmon
Easy guys

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