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>>52706400
Why do I feel like I'd want to either crush it in the palm of my hand or clap with it between
Someone post that webm of the arcade guy from monster house grabbing something out of the kids hand and stuffing it in his mouth

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Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 23:20:47 No.52706475 Report

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>>52706381
I'd take the little chirp and EAT IT!

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Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 23:21:03 No.52706486 Report

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>>52706464
https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2018/12/31/679832549/when-too-cute-is-too-much-the-brain-can-get-aggressive
I wasn't meming, it's a real thing. You know how grandmothers talk about eating babies? It's sort of that

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Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 23:22:58 No.52706505 Report

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>>52706381
Eat it whole like a Chinese person

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Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 23:24:09 No.52706519 Report

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>>52706381
Brushie brushie

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Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 23:26:50 No.52706562 Report

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>>52706452
this

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Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 23:29:54 No.52706596 Report

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>>52706486
Yeah something like half the world is on the psycopath spectrum and I'm not even talking about just women.

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Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 23:33:18 No.52706644 Report

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>>52706596
It's not like actual harmful ideation, it's a weird instinct that inspires you to be protective. It's hard to explain. Like, have you ever had a pet and you almost wanted to squeeze it to death? It's in line with that

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Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 23:35:18 No.52706675 Report

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>>52706464

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Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 23:35:52 No.52706681 Report

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>>52706644
No I do not have that instinct because I'm not like one of you.

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Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 23:36:25 No.52706687 Report

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>>52706681
It's literally a parental instinct dude, if you ever have kids you'll understand

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Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 23:39:25 No.52706716 Report

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>>52706400
Mine as well. Idk why, but I want to murder cute things or torture them. Irl people is not even worth torturing, you know life does a good job all by itself.

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Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 23:43:53 No.52706758 Report

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>>52706381
https://youtu.be/wHH_Hwz15L0?t=10

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Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 23:45:37 No.52706775 Report

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>>52706675
Thank you

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Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 23:46:33 No.52706789 Report

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>>52706381
Groom it with Neo Nazi Ideologies

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Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 23:47:46 No.52706797 Report

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>>52706687
How so? I wanna strangle cute things, and I hate both kids and babies crying, and the babies themselves even if they don't cry, I just think "Ugly pig sack of shit", to myself.

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Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 23:53:26 No.52706865 Report

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>>52706797
It's less homicidal urges and more "I wanna hug this cute little thing until it pops". But you never do it because that would obviously be horrible

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Anonymous Sun 18 Dec 2022 23:57:16 No.52706912 Report

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>>52706865
Well then I am not like that, I don't want to "le protecc" smile, I just wanna leave away from the thing in question, fast. Like that phobia where you see a wasp nest and you just want to destroy the holes, very very fast.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Dec 2022 00:02:04 No.52706974 Report

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>>52706912
And you're calling me a psychopath?

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Anonymous Mon 19 Dec 2022 00:04:58 No.52707008 Report

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>>52706974
We both are. Remember "it takes one to know one".

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Anonymous Mon 19 Dec 2022 00:05:37 No.52707018 Report

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>>52707008
Dude, I literally don't even kill bugs, I'm not a psychopath

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Anonymous Mon 19 Dec 2022 00:08:55 No.52707052 Report

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>>52706381
>Trade it for an Tinkatink

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Anonymous Mon 19 Dec 2022 00:12:45 No.52707101 Report

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>>52706912
it's not a "le protecc" it's more of almost an intrusive thought, and the wasp nest thing is an intrusive thought

cute agression is described as a "coping mechanism" because the brain is too overwhelmed by cuteness, so don't kill baby birds

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Anonymous Mon 19 Dec 2022 00:13:46 No.52707113 Report

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>>52707052
i would be sad too if there was poppy near me

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Anonymous Mon 19 Dec 2022 03:37:10 No.52709688 Report

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>>52706400
>>52706464
>>52706716
Why did 90% of 4chan learn the incorrect definition of "cute aggression" from /pol/?

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Anonymous Mon 19 Dec 2022 03:56:03 No.52709872 Report

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>>52706381

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Anonymous Mon 19 Dec 2022 06:45:00 No.52711175 Report

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>>52709872
So cute!

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Anonymous Mon 19 Dec 2022 08:07:39 No.52711696 Report

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>>52709688
because containment boards don't work

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Anonymous Mon 19 Dec 2022 08:53:26 No.52711948 Report

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I just want to pet it what is wrong with you guys ;-; why do you have to be so mean?

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Anonymous Mon 19 Dec 2022 08:56:47 No.52711967 Report

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>>52709688
go kill yourself they are using the right definition

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