OH MY ARCEUS THE HECKIN FRIEND WAS ACTUALLY THE BAD GUY!? WAIT AND HE HAS A GIRATINA THE HECKIN POKEDEVIL?! OH GREAT SINNOH HES ALSO THE GREATEST CHAMPION CYNTHIAS ANCESTOR!? OH HOLY MOTHER OF MEWTWO THAT IS THE VIRGIN MEW THE GAME IS ALSO OPEN WORLD AND HAS CRAFTING LIKE BREATH OF THE WILD?! THIS IS THE MOST YUMMY WUMMY GAME EVER!!! MMM MMM MMM *chef kiss* I WANT THIS YUM YUM IN MY TUM TUM!!!