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Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2022 03:20:34 No.52734778 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>52734840 >>52734880 >>52734895 >>52734896 >>52734941 >>52735174 >>52735198 >>52735241 >>52735285 >>52736101 >>52736630

>Alakazams have 5000iq
>Somehow they are slaves to 10 year old girls and they don't even try and escape
Something isn't adding up...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2022 03:26:39 No.52734840 Report

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>>52734778
Free food and shelter, living an easy life for as long as you live

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2022 03:27:29 No.52734854 Report

Quoted By: >>52734920

the pokedex isn't canon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2022 03:29:06 No.52734873 Report

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It doesn't even make sense how it has an IQ higher than an IQ test could quantify to begin with

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2022 03:30:24 No.52734880 Report

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>>52734778
>slaves to 10 year old girls
Whats the issue?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2022 03:32:16 No.52734895 Report

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>>52734778
only half related i was gonna make a thread about this actually
not the alakazam part but i have a question
how old is sabrina? a trainer in her gym says she's young but she looks like she's in her mid 20s

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2022 03:32:23 No.52734896 Report

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>>52734778
>Throw Pokeball at Magcargo
>It melts into slag as soon it hits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2022 03:33:17 No.52734909 Report

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>>52734895
I think she's 21 in Electric Tale of Pikachu and that seems fitting enough for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2022 03:34:18 No.52734920 Report

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>>52734854
midwit take

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2022 03:36:25 No.52734941 Report

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>>52734778
That just shows how small you mind is. It really not that hard, retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2022 03:59:25 No.52735174 Report

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>>52734778
IQ =/= ability to reason, judge, decide, etc

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2022 04:01:51 No.52735198 Report

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>>52734778
Once you achieve a high enough IQ you realize that the optimal way to enjoy life is being subjugated by a prepubescent girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2022 04:03:33 No.52735221 Report

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>>52735174
Hell we have real-world examples of this. Look at leftists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2022 04:05:12 No.52735241 Report

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>>52734778
how do you know alakazam hasn't erased her mind and subsumed her consciousness to use her body as a convenient human puppet?
pokemon can't own property, earn money, etc. a meat puppet works as a convenient intermediary. THINK ABOUT IT!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2022 04:09:05 No.52735285 Report

Quoted By: >>52735299

>>52734778
I imagine the original idea is Alakazams aren't found in the wild so even though they have 5000iq they have an attachment to the trainers that raised them.

Obvilously Gardeviors sell the idea better since their who thing is emotional attachment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2022 04:10:38 No.52735299 Report

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>>52735285
>I imagine the original idea is Alakazams aren't found in the wild
Then PLA pissed on that idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2022 05:28:04 No.52736101 Report

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>>52734778
She is the alakazam.
Abras are astral projection objects.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2022 05:33:53 No.52736152 Report

Quoted By: >>52736165

>>52735241
Go home Alakazam, you're drunk again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2022 05:35:12 No.52736162 Report

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>>52735221
Did you just call people you disagree with smarter than you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2022 05:36:05 No.52736165 Report

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>>52736152
The motive and the method are both RIGHT THERE. It would be SO EASY. Nobody would EVER KNOW.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2022 05:39:46 No.52736193 Report

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>5000iq play is to obey little girls
At last I truly see

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2022 06:46:35 No.52736630 Report

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>>52734778
Sabrina isn't 10 tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2022 07:20:07 No.52736836 Report

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>>52736162
Rightoids always do that. If they were smart themselves they wouldn't

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