>>52771116The Pokemon with Xth BST, where X is 5 minus the Red value of the average red value of the colors used to texture the enemy closest to point 0, 0, 0 in the 1d4th Spyro the Dragon game in that game's respective Yth level, where Y is 40 with MOD division against the number of levels in that game minus 2, using a moveset comprising of moves alphabetically within 3 spaces of a signature move introduced within that Pokemon's native generation, then every time an opponent switches that pokemon is swapped out for a pokemon chosen by this same methodology, except with that enemy's average blue, then green values, and then after the third time the next level listed in index of the next Spyro the Dragon level is selected instead until Enter the Dragonfly is reached, at which point the OP takes the third through sixth digits of their last Pokemon Showdown URL slug and uses that to see a standard Windows 95 random number generator, then subtracts the result form that with the tens and ones value of the number of megabytes available on their hard drive, and uses that to derive the Nth Base Stat Total, using moves equal to power of X * 10, where X is the number of bottles they currently have in their trash can/bin for the first move, plates in their kitchen sink in the second, percentage of black ink left in their printer divided by 10 and truncated for their third, and Explosion for their fourth, and then when this Pokemon faints they must count the number of sheets left on their current roll of toilet paper and use the Pokemon with Nth base stat total, where N is the result of rolling 100 six sided dice minus the collector number of a randomly selected Thalia card from Magic: the Gathering and plus the number of calories in the nearest nutrition label to you.
Or, you know, Roulette Rock.
