>SKELESHIT BAWWWW
>TRANNYDUCK BAWWW
>TRANNYCAT BAWW
Can you faggots ever shut up? Ever since the evos leaked, you tards have been chimping out over some imaginary "starter war" . Literally NOBODY cares about some imaginary rivalry between cartoon animals you made up because "DURRR MY TOY IS BETTER THAN YOUR TOY DUHHH"
I've been on /vp/ since gen 5 hype season and Wottergate (google it newfags), I've seen autistic arguments that went on forever, I've seen asshats like Brett come and go, I witnessed the board during the fallout of Ash Vs. Alain, and I suffered through the great Owl vs. Cat wars and all the autism it wrought (read: Comedy Relief Anon) But somehow? The forced "gen 9 starterwar" on the same level as forced unfunny schlock like 'DIGGERSBY THO' has to be the most cancerous thing I've seen on /vp/ in years. We could just all agree the trio is pretty solid, but of course, you niggers can't be content to just discuss things rationally, or, I don't know, USE THE POKEMON IN GAME, [WHICH YOU RETARDED NIGGERS WOULD BE DOING IF YOU ACTUALLY CARED ABOUT THE STARTERS SO MUCH]
Not a single fucking human on this planet aside from the retarded underage vermin who smear their meconium on the catalog are this obsessed over hating critters from a japanese cockfighting/eugenics sim. Hell, I'd argue that the edgy fags on old school Newgrounds and Geocities who drew Pokemon being killed didn't hate any of them as much as you freaks do.
(PS, On an unrelated note, I think Clodsire is fun.)