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Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 04:25:13 No.52857590 View View Reply Original Report

>master, I'm...homosexual

Reaction?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 04:29:10 No.52857609 Report

Quoted By: >>52858917

>>52857590
I don't know, ask your dad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 04:38:09 No.52857683 Report

Quoted By: >>52858076

>>52857590
rape

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 04:41:01 No.52857706 Report

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>>52857590
die

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 05:03:38 No.52857880 Report

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>>52857590
Hi homosexual, I'm master

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 05:24:23 No.52858062 Report

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>>52857590
we're going to need to find you some nice boys to have lots and lots of hot gay sex with then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 05:25:58 No.52858076 Report

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>>52857683
…correction

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 05:32:46 No.52858129 Report

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>>52857590
>Becomes the team's cum dump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 05:33:56 No.52858135 Report

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>>52857590
I didn't ask, plus you're gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 05:34:06 No.52858136 Report

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>>52857590
I marry him

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 05:55:38 No.52858256 Report

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>>52857590

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 05:59:32 No.52858280 Report

Quoted By: >>52858373

>>52857590
Explorers of Sky is now a tragic romance between Grovyle and (You)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 06:03:32 No.52858300 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 06:03:43 No.52858303 Report

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>>52857590
No you fuckin ain't boi. Get back in that daycare and make me a shiny 6iv child or I'm putting you back in the box.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 06:06:52 No.52858321 Report

Quoted By: >>52858446 >>52860200

>>52857590
wasnt Sean Chiplock in this shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 06:06:52 No.52858322 Report

Quoted By: >>52858393

>>52857590
My reaction:

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 06:08:10 No.52858331 Report

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>ditto still exists
No matter who’s doing the fucking I’m still getting eggs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 06:10:27 No.52858347 Report

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>>52857590
oh boy now we can suck each other's dicks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 06:14:11 No.52858373 Report

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>>52858280
He should fuck off. I found a new partner (female).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 06:17:12 No.52858393 Report

Quoted By: >>52858402

>>52858322
I’ll bite. Sauce?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 06:18:50 No.52858402 Report

Quoted By: >>52858410 >>52858488

>>52858393
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6016329
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5748081

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 06:21:45 No.52858410 Report

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>>52858402
Neat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 06:28:08 No.52858446 Report

Quoted By: >>52858889

>>52858321
Yeah lol
Motherfucker paid his dues slaving away in the fanimation mines

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 06:36:16 No.52858488 Report

Quoted By: >>52858659

>>52858402
Wait. How is that lucario being fucked that way in the first pic when it has a dick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 07:07:48 No.52858659 Report

Quoted By: >>52858709

>>52858488
>Anon doesn't know what a butthole is

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 07:13:14 No.52858692 Report

Quoted By: >>52858707

>>52857590
I hate the fact that I know what this is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 07:16:29 No.52858707 Report

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>>52858692
This and Random Doom should be rites of passage

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 07:16:54 No.52858709 Report

Quoted By: >>52858752

>>52858659
Anon that position makes zero sense wether or not lucario is on its back or stomach.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 07:18:07 No.52858715 Report

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The sauce
https://youtu.be/ndh4TsGHBd8

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 07:25:45 No.52858752 Report

Quoted By: >>52858878

>>52858709
>Anon unironically doesn't know what a butthole is
>Or what a mating press is

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 07:59:29 No.52858878 Report

Quoted By: >>52860371

>>52858752
Uhh wouldn’t the anus be directly below the tail? What is that guy fucking exactly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 08:02:42 No.52858889 Report

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>>52858446
and now he voices gigachad Rean
what a fucking career

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 08:10:00 No.52858917 Report

Quoted By: >>52859274 >>52863211

>>52857609
Imagine telling your dad that you're gay and want to fuck your pokemon. Imagine the fucking sadness and regret that he ever banged your mother and you popped out when someone like a rocket scientist or
engineer could've.

I'd kill myself too if I was OP's father.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 09:50:38 No.52859274 Report

Quoted By: >>52859348

>>52858917
I didn't realize being a gay pokephile was a full time job. You realize that FURRIES could get hired at NASA right? Fetishes have like no bearing on the kind of work you do my man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 10:01:44 No.52859304 Report

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"I'm homosexual too!..But you're not a Machoke or Incineroar so fuck off"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 10:12:11 No.52859348 Report

Quoted By: >>52859369 >>52860218 >>52860236

>>52859274
And then fired in the most hilarious fashion..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 10:20:02 No.52859369 Report

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>>52859348
And then they more than likely got a job at an IT department, where they'd make about 30X the regular salary of an engineer. Shit, OP's dad should be happy his kid's a furry, the fucker is gonna be rich.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 10:40:13 No.52859458 Report

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>>52857590
Put it down and catch a new one

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 12:48:51 No.52860189 Report

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>>52857590
Based if top
Cringe if bottom

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 12:50:19 No.52860195 Report

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>funny joke, but that's impossible because EVERY pokemon is female!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 12:52:11 No.52860200 Report

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>>52858321
Pommy64 is a gay furfag that dresses up as Braixen at furcons to have gay sex with fellow faggot furries, and it wouldn't suprize me if he wasn't him blogposting here as Kornheiser back in 2014

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 12:57:30 No.52860218 Report

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>>52859348
>subhumans on social media dared to say Homer was mean and intolerant for doing his job by wrangling tards like that stupid cunt
It would've been much better if NASA didn't cave-in to random sickos and rehire her afterwards

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 12:58:20 No.52860221 Report

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>>52857590
It wouldn't happen outside fanfiction
Homosexuality in Pokémon can happen only in PMD where the mon have human-like behaviour and intelligence. In the main series since the Pokémon are basically animals with special power that can be addomesticated it would be a case by case scenario to determine which species can manifest homosexual behavior or not

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 13:02:54 No.52860236 Report

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>>52859348
She did get hired after all tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 13:23:55 No.52860351 Report

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>>52857590
ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 13:27:08 No.52860371 Report

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>>52858878
>anus be directly below the tail?
Yes but artists are retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 14:22:21 No.52860626 Report

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>Pokémon
>calling me master

I hate this trope

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 17:07:12 No.52861737 Report

Quoted By: >>52863189

>>52857590
>Throw it against the wall multiple times
>Piss on its corpse

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 20:09:14 No.52863096 Report

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>how are you talking?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 20:22:31 No.52863189 Report

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>>52861737
>it just wakes up, drinks your piss out of pleasure, and tries to get you to fuck it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 20:24:08 No.52863198 Report

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>>52857590
I don't care, the ditto is getting eggs out of you one way or another.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 20:24:51 No.52863204 Report

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>>52857590
Based if bottom
Cringe if top

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2023 20:25:26 No.52863211 Report

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>>52858917
You can be both an engineer and a gay furry, retard.

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