>>52859934You know what, I'll play your game.
>So proto-Jigglypuff comes from an era before multicelular organismsScream Tail is a ball. For all we know, it could very easily just be an extremely durable, low maintenance, multicelled organism that was capable of surviving the environment it was in, and it could very well be the FIRST multicelled organism.
>neo-Delibird is an animatronic from the future but also from the pastHell, this just strengthens the time travel theory. Iron Bundle could very easily have been sent back in time and found/worshiped by an ancient civilization, and when it was later found in the present day, it was assumed that these people created IB.
>neo-Donphan and neo-Volcarona are alien weapons but also just earthling pokemon from the future,Porygon is a fucking .exe file that you can catch and play with. Mew is the embryo of all pokemon life, God is a pokemon. This complaint means quite literally nothing.
>proto-Volcarona is a species that totally existed but never left a single fossil behind-Yet. In the pokemon world, a grand total of what, six or so pokefossils have been found, and I can guarantee you that there's far more ancient pokemon than the T-Rex and ice/rock cum guzzler
>neo-Hydreigon is what you get from Hydreigon fucking a machineI fail to see how this debunks anything.
>and neo-Hariyama and neo-Gardevoir are isolated cases (a single atlete being turned into a cyborg and an experiment going wrong) but there are countless of them somehow, huh?There are numerous amounts of "isolated cases" that could/should only happen to one being, yet there's a plethora of pokemon of said isolated case regardless. Iron Hands and Gardellade are not the first, nor the last, pokemon that fit the description of "if this only happens in specific cases, why the fuck are there so many of them?"
Simply put, you are reaching HARD right now, and it's clear to anyone who does even a minor amount of critical thinking.