Domain changed to archive.palanq.win . Feb 14-25 still awaits import.
[3 / 2 / 2]

PSA for zoomertards on /vp/. Prepare to have your loser incel mind blown.

No.52891511 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I constantly see zoomers on /vp/ talk about old people shitposting on the internet as if it's something that indicates our lives suck. Let me explain something to you idiots. Old people post on /vp/ because we've fucked more bitches than you, we dropped lots of acid and and stared at the stars more than you, we've done degenerate things on molly and enjoyed making boats on the beaches as if you've ever had this opportunity, we made more money than you, we've partied and did things we cringe over, we took road trips on a whim more than you, we vacationed more than you, and we enjoyed being absolute degenerates in our 20s.

In other words, we lived it up in our 20s so now we're relaxing, grilling, and enjoying our boomer lives while shitposting on the internet. It's like we've done it all and now we're chilling.

You incels, on the other hand, are spending your zoomer 20s shitposting on the internet raging about pokemon, politics, women, and all the ways your life sucks. So get it straight -- boomers are here laughing at bullshit and you zoomers are wasting the good partying years of your life boooohooooing about random shit that doesn't affect you. Go have fun ffs. Go do fun shit so you can look back and remember the degenerate stuff you did rather than booohooo when you're 40 that all you did was shitpost on the internet.

tldr: boomers are here having fun because we are better than you incel zoomers.