>b-but it isn't Christmas anymore
Yes it is. Last day. Make a Pokémon Christmas Wish!
>b-but I don't care about Christmas after the day I get my presents
Make a Pokémon Christmas Wish!
>b-but I don't know what you're asking for despite having 7 billion context clues to help me
Make a Wish related to the Pokémon franchise for the new year.
>b-but no one if I make post my wish or not
It won't come true if you don't. Make a Pokémon Christmas Wish!
> Holidayfag
Yes
> b-but you're bad at making threads
Make a Pokémon Christmas Wish
> But my friend said wishes don't work
You make a Pokémon Christmas Wish. Make a Pokémon Christmas Wish
> b-but you shouldn't care if I make a Pokémon Christmas Wish or not
Make a Pokémon Christmas Wish
> b-but I celebrate a shortened version of Christmas it just happens to the same gimped version as everyone else's
Make a Pokémon Christmas Wish
> b-but you're acting just like the Jews with their 8 nights of Hannakuh
12 > 8. Uncut > cut. Make a Pokémon Christmas Wish
> b-but nobody else is posting in your threads making wishes
Make a Pokémon Christmas Wish
>b-but *buzzword buzzword buzzword*
Make a Pokémon Christmas Wish
>b-but you can't act more-magic-than-thou! Y-You're just some random shitposter on the internet! You don't have the power to grant wishes
Yes I only have the power to prevent your wishes that you didn't or don't post from being granted. Make a Pokémon Christmas Wish
> no you don't
Yes I do. Make a Pokémon Christmas Wish
>N-No that's not fair!
Make a Pokémon Christmas Wish
>Y-You will never be a woman!
Make a Pokémon Christmas Wish
> but
No more excuses. Make a Pokémon Christmas Wish.

Merry 12th day of Christmas anons. Happy New Year!