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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 16:48:40 No.52939877 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>52939885 >>52939892 >>52939935 >>52940026 >>52940055 >>52940066 >>52940089 >>52940100 >>52940165 >>52940198 >>52941264 >>52942642 >>52944010 >>52945604 >>52946290 >>52946697

>Sir, would you please just order something? And no, I’m not allowed to read your mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 16:49:40 No.52939885 Report

Quoted By: >>52939911 >>52939919 >>52939944

>>52939877
It is never stated anywhere that Espeon can read minds.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 16:50:27 No.52939892 Report

Quoted By: >>52946653 >>52947198

>>52939877
No pokemon with fur should work in the food industry

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 16:51:05 No.52939898 Report

Quoted By: >>52942404

read it on THIS
*unzip dick*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 16:51:19 No.52939901 Report

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I want the spyro special pokemon edition

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 16:51:56 No.52939909 Report

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filet-o-karp meal with an oranta and a pechi pie

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 16:52:03 No.52939911 Report

Quoted By: >>52939927 >>52943651

>>52939885
?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 16:52:57 No.52939919 Report

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>>52939885
Nobody cares, autismo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 16:53:56 No.52939927 Report

Quoted By: >>52939948 >>52939953 >>52945311 >>52945415 >>52946414 >>52946765

>>52939911
It PREDICTS people's thoughts, not READ them. esl

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 16:55:15 No.52939935 Report

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>>52939877
Your catenis in my bussy, NOW!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 16:55:57 No.52939944 Report

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>>52939885
Its hot though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 16:56:21 No.52939948 Report

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>>52939927
nice bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 16:57:28 No.52939953 Report

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>>52939927
He's right you know

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 17:05:07 No.52940014 Report

Quoted By: >>52946700

WHY IS THERE FUR ALL OVER MY FUCKING BURGER
GET ME THE MANAGER

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 17:06:23 No.52940026 Report

Quoted By: >>52940205

>>52939877
Yes, I only dine at the finest canine-staffed establishments.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 17:08:43 No.52940055 Report

Quoted By: >>52940295

>>52939877
I dont think she is qualified to be a cashier. I'd just order some soda and escape before she meows at me some slurs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 17:09:44 No.52940066 Report

Quoted By: >>52940295

>>52939877
Pretty cute.
Is she on the menu?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 17:13:52 No.52940089 Report

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>>52939877
ill have uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 17:15:28 No.52940100 Report

Quoted By: >>52940153 >>52946633

>>52939877
Question: Why shouldnt he just read the minds? It would be a lot faster to order, thus eliminating lines

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 17:23:13 No.52940153 Report

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>>52940100
I love breadposting

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 17:24:39 No.52940165 Report

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>>52939877
CULO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 17:28:39 No.52940198 Report

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>>52939877
HI LITTLE ESPEON!!! WHERE ARE YOUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS!?!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 17:29:20 No.52940205 Report

Quoted By: >>52943854

>>52940026
Espeon's a cat though. No snout on its official art while Umbreon's got a bigger snout than it (though its snout is small as fuck too, compared to something like Jolteon).

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 17:32:31 No.52940226 Report

Quoted By: >>52940305

not only can it read your fucking mind
it knows all your subconscious thoughts too

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 17:42:15 No.52940295 Report

Quoted By: >>52940383 >>52941016

>>52940055
>>52940066
>she

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 17:44:20 No.52940305 Report

Quoted By: >>52941223

>>52940226
>go into fugdonalds
>espeon reads my mind
>then instantly fucking pops it, killing me on the spot since it (i would say she but... well, /vp/ doesnt deal well with that word) read all the awful bad things in my mind

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 17:55:16 No.52940383 Report

Quoted By: >>52940447

>>52940295
She!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 18:04:09 No.52940447 Report

Quoted By: >>52940919

>>52940383
HAS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 19:16:01 No.52940919 Report

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>>52940447
A CUTE ASS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 19:28:31 No.52941016 Report

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>>52940295

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 19:58:59 No.52941223 Report

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>>52940305
Best way to go, instantly and without the ability to comprehend incoming death

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 20:04:27 No.52941264 Report

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>>52939877
Can I get an uhhhhhhhhhh... Fortnite battle pass with chips??9?
Make it 2, too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 20:55:04 No.52941662 Report

Quoted By: >>52942611 >>52945188

We ordered a borger but there's none in here and theres fur in the nuggets can we get remake?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 21:01:06 No.52941722 Report

Quoted By: >>52942469 >>52946689 >>52946697

She should smile more

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 21:11:00 No.52941813 Report

Quoted By: >>52941946 >>52941960

>"THERE'S HAIR IN MY FOOD, BITCH"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 21:26:27 No.52941946 Report

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>>52941813
Slowbro that was a week ago, take your meds already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 21:29:12 No.52941960 Report

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>>52941813
>"Sir, this is a hair salon."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 22:27:44 No.52942404 Report

Quoted By: >>52944041 >>52944070

>>52939898
>*unzip dick*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 22:35:22 No.52942469 Report

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>>52941722
always thought he was more of a fugways type of guy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 22:52:51 No.52942611 Report

Quoted By: >>52945188 >>52945586

>>52941662
Sir, I just watched you go to the corner booth and eat the entire thing in two bites. It was quite impressive. And that's your fur from shoving your face in the bag looking for your burger not five seconds later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 22:56:13 No.52942642 Report

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>>52939877
Can you spit in my food?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 00:59:49 No.52943651 Report

Quoted By:

>>52939911
OWNED

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 01:16:43 No.52943805 Report

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Uhh...some fries, and a cheese burger, thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 01:22:09 No.52943854 Report

Quoted By: >>52944056 >>52945300

>>52940205
Jolteon was designed more on a coyote, umbreon has more rabbit inspiration because of the moon rabbit folklore.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 01:40:57 No.52944010 Report

Quoted By: >>52946897

>>52939877
Are the tails fleshy? Please tell me it ain't

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 01:44:47 No.52944041 Report

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>>52942404
Maybe anon is referring to retracting his foreskin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 01:47:00 No.52944056 Report

Quoted By: >>52945016

>>52943854
>umbreon has more rabbit inspiration because of the moon rabbit folklore.
Umberon was originally conceived as a Poison type, the moon rabbit cope came from edgetards trying to explain its sudden association with the moon as explanation for its Dark typing..

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 01:48:45 No.52944070 Report

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>>52942404
That's what happens when you only go half the way
Now you can take it out & put it back on as if it were a human flesh jacket

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 04:17:50 No.52945016 Report

Quoted By: >>52946657

>>52944056
Are you blind or something? Do you not see it's rings?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 04:39:20 No.52945188 Report

Quoted By: >>52945207

>>52941662
>>52942611

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 04:42:39 No.52945207 Report

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>>52945188

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 04:56:00 No.52945300 Report

Quoted By: >>52946925

>>52943854
Umbreon is still very catlike. It’s a black maneki neko and its name is literally Burakki, from rakki (lucky).

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 04:58:29 No.52945311 Report

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>>52939927
That's honestly worse. It's Pre-mind reading.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 05:20:08 No.52945415 Report

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>>52945311
>>52939927

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 05:54:43 No.52945586 Report

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>>52945207
>>52942611
Can I get a uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can I uhhhhhh order a second borger?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 05:56:29 No.52945604 Report

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>>52939877
Hello, is this FugDonalds? Yes, I'd like an UNHAPPY meal, please! BWAHAHAHAHA!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 08:25:15 No.52946290 Report

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>>52939877
>Okyakusama!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 08:28:06 No.52946303 Report

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Can I get a fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 08:56:18 No.52946414 Report

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>>52939927
this
>doesn't learn mind reader
>doesn't have telepathy

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Tue 10 Jan 2023 09:34:13 No.52946555 Report

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I want Borg ar

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 09:54:20 No.52946633 Report

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>>52940100
God I hate croatians so fucking much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 10:00:12 No.52946653 Report

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>>52939892
How is that a problem? Turks are allowed to work in the food industry

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 10:01:43 No.52946657 Report

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>>52945016
Not really moon related. Its pretty obvious that the sun/moon shit was tacked on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 10:09:52 No.52946689 Report

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>>52941722
Hot damn the resemblance is uncanny

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 10:12:15 No.52946697 Report

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>>52941722
>>52939877
There BETTER be a huge fucking turd in my meal you stupid fucking register jockeys

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 10:13:36 No.52946700 Report

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>>52940014

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 10:41:07 No.52946765 Report

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>>52939927
You got BTFO'd

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 11:18:00 No.52946897 Report

Quoted By: >>52947118

>>52944010
Espeon can use IronTail you know…

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 11:25:41 No.52946925 Report

Quoted By: >>52946952

>>52945300
>Bulbapedo translated this to "Blacky"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 11:36:25 No.52946952 Report

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>>52946925
because that's the name.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 12:24:39 No.52947118 Report

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>>52946897
Is the bad crop part of the joke? I don't uderstand...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 12:46:45 No.52947198 Report

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>>52939892
This. Unless they'd be willing to walk around in a giant customly designed hairnet which doesnt seem very practical

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