Ok so...

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It started in the morning, it was pallet town, suddenly it become dark and everyone gasped "ACK!"
Ash was in his bed with latias, cuddling together. Actually it was not real latias but a Mew Gou presented him as his official proposal, which Ash rejected. Because Gou ran away crying like a faggot he was, Ash kept the mew. But it wasn't just a random mew, it was sexual predator pedophile mew and he liked shota boys. He even marked one of them by allowing grab his butt. He farted and vanished leaving the boy confused. The mew was pretty open towards Ash, he transformed into Latias and used her psychic powers to make him sexuality awake and super horny. He raped him as her all the night. Ash was unable to cum because mew latias pressure his balls to keep the sperm inside of his body. Now they both were sleeping in comfy bed awaiting for new day of sexual pleasures to discover with rest of the kanto. Btw. Mew killed all pallet town mothers in their sleep and will kill your if you won't reply to this post.

what you think? :)