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>Never the mon
>Never drew a dime
>Never in a good match and even then was carried by Twitter memes
>Never had a memorable moveset
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his low tier ZU comfort zone even when TPCI threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing tier of the '20's
>Tanked the play rate of Sword and Shield so hard the full dex got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>His soccer ball cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA CUTEST POKEMON IN GEN 1""""""""
>Shit taste in movesets (this one is actually 100% true, nothin but Normal is garbage)
>Shit design
>Has Masuda's name shaved into his neck
>Failed at his first job so badly that he resorted to conceding to a bird
>Only significant achievement was being in the final trailer before the dexcut announcement
>Is the pokemon equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is getting his position through nepotism
>spent his career attempting to bury superior senior talent (mareep)
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in Hop's team and telling one of his no-draw buddies to battle someone who could actually win a league
