>>530229031. Acquire the wretched fungus from its putrid lair beneath the crumbling bones of the Old City
2. Acquire the long-forgotten last book of the Old Testament, bound in the bleeding, still-warm skin of a Seraphim
3. Enter the ritual chamber, at the place where the Land, Sea and Sky meet. Do not worry that the stone shuffles about you, or that eyes blink at you from nothingness
4. Negotiate with The Black Goat of The Woods with a Thousand Young. Appropriate offerings should be set forward to placate it-him-her, so too the warding symbols incised upon you. Avoid direct eye contact with it's-his-her form.
5. Prepare for your transformation.
Do not bother with painkillers, they will not help.
Do not pray that your mind may be spared, no one is listening.
6. Become a cute eevee
