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Pokémon will be real

Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2023 16:03:26 No.53047956 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>53048016 >>53048024 >>53048267 >>53052073 >>53052219

Post things that have happened or are happening that give you hope that Pokémon will exist in real life in your lifetime.

https://rewildingeurope.com/rewilding-in-action/wildlife-comeback/tauros/

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Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2023 16:10:34 No.53047994 Report

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the dimensional merge

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Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2023 16:13:39 No.53048016 Report

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>>53047956
The fuck I just read?

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Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2023 16:14:50 No.53048024 Report

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>>53047956
Give me one good reason why we would want large angry bulls roaming the countryside of Europe.

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Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2023 16:18:11 No.53048037 Report

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>>53048016
(((nefarious))) scientific team backwards genetic engineered a prehistoric bovine known as an Auroch and are rewilding them into Spain and across Europe.
It's called the Tauros project and a few people have already been killed as a result, kek.
Proves bioengineering is doable for wild animals and one animal that already resembles a known Pokémon now exists in the wild. Funnily enough it's even named after that Pokémon, Tauros.

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Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2023 16:18:44 No.53048040 Report

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>>53048024
For the lulz

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Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2023 16:20:36 No.53048046 Report

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>>53048024
As a protection from the ruskies invasion

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Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2023 16:23:57 No.53048066 Report

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>>53048024
Fake reason:
to somewhat restore natural balance to the region creating better biodiversity
Real reason:
to make the natural world far more dangerous for humans so people are more easily corralled into smart cities, restricting freedom movement and increasing dependency on the state. Visiting rural areas will eventually be a reward linked to social credit score and will have specific pathways instead of associated with freedom.

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Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2023 16:24:14 No.53048067 Report

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>>53048024
Euros have had it too easy for too long, they need some of their dangerous wildlife back

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Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2023 16:27:41 No.53048090 Report

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>Want to look for something related to some archaic cattle breeds on wikipedia.
>It looks like shit now.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THOSE RAGING HOMOSEXUALS?

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Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2023 16:52:23 No.53048267 Report

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>>53047956
I don't think humans can selectively breed animals to have Pokemon powers, anon

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Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2023 18:09:19 No.53048818 Report

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>>53048267
Which do you think are difficult to replicate?

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Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2023 18:12:34 No.53048843 Report

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>>53048037
>Yay! I recreated Pokemon in real life this is so epic!
>*Coworker gets gored.*
>Tauros used Horn Drill! It's super effective! Haha!

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Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2023 19:08:21 No.53049327 Report

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>>53048843
>it's a one hit KO

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Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2023 23:00:25 No.53051409 Report

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>>53048267
Yeah if it's one thing we need from Paldea it's the fucking Tauros charging at us all the time.

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Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2023 23:04:33 No.53051435 Report

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Pretty obvious one but were not far off of having "mammoths" again. Also we have a photosynthetic sea slug, so grass types are now just a few morally questionable experiments away

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Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2023 00:10:24 No.53052017 Report

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>>53051435
Mewtwo will happen in our lifetimes.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2023 00:12:15 No.53052036 Report

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>>53051435
>were not far off of having "mammoths" again
2 more weeks?

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Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2023 00:16:47 No.53052073 Report

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>>53047956
>or are happening
December 14th, 2024
(It will be preceded by a 4-6 month long period of unusual seismic and tidal activity, certain individuals having bizarre communal dreams, and a solar flare destroying much information age infrastructure.)

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Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2023 00:34:46 No.53052219 Report

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>>53047956
I have a MIGHTY NEED for dinosaurs to be reverse-evolved back into existence!

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