>sexual awakening at 10yo noticing how weird looking the Lopunny sprite (just like pic related) is while playing a "seek and find" book
>every non work waking moment of my teen years was wasted either day dreaming about being in the anime or creating strategic team that have one of my favorite mon as its "leader" or shiny hunting all my favorite mon before giving them a strat moveset/EVs.
>uncontrollably whisper (or even speak out loud) the name of my favorite mon everytime I have a panic attack, even in front of people.
>tcg addiction, wasted more than 30% of my money on them
>loathe /vp/ current state, but still come daily to post cause it's my only source of human interaction
>hate the current state of the serie, yet still continue to follow the news
I will never be able to get rid of Pokemon, even though not only it is an objectif waste of time that doesn't bring me joy let alone happiness anyways, but I physically feel my neurons melting everytime I interact with this serie.

Anyway post sfw lopunnies.