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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 19:26:41 No.53066893 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>53066903 >>53066924 >>53067429 >>53068438 >>53068961 >>53069078 >>53069493 >>53069534 >>53070049

I am NOT a furry or a pokefucker, but I see the appeal of Absol and Espartha.
What pokemon exceptions do you have?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 19:28:05 No.53066903 Report

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>>53066893
I understand the appeal of Absol but in what realm is Espathra attractive? Somebody just slapped a lady gaga wig on an ostrich and called it a day

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 19:29:18 No.53066914 Report

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>>53066903
Snu snu and hypnosis

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 19:29:54 No.53066917 Report

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>>53066903
>he wouldnt fuck an ostrich with a wig on it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 19:30:45 No.53066924 Report

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>>53066893
Shiny Espartha is cool, but fuckable?
I dunno, senpai.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 19:33:14 No.53066940 Report

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>>53066903
Ostriches try to court humans all the time, retard

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 19:36:25 No.53066966 Report

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>>53066903
>>53066940
>ynr the story of the female ostrich falling in love with a zookeeper and getting tricked into thinking he was the father of her kids

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 19:39:15 No.53066986 Report

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>>53066966
They literally mated, the zookeeper inseminated her and they're for all intents and purposes, partners.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 19:51:11 No.53067092 Report

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>>53066966
Besides in japanese folklore tales, humans fuck foxes "transformed" into women and men all the time. And there is that legend of froslass also.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 19:58:44 No.53067169 Report

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>>53066966
Wasn't that some sort of crane?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 19:59:43 No.53067178 Report

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>>53066966
Why did they do that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 20:00:46 No.53067188 Report

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>>53067178
Because otherwise the crane would go extinct
>>53067169
One ostrich was in love with her keeper, and they tested it with it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 20:25:06 No.53067429 Report

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>>53066893
you are a huge faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 20:32:33 No.53067499 Report

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>>53066903
I like the kind of legwear/leg accessories she has.
Also i have no idea what "lady gaga" is, that everyone is talking about, so maybe i don't get some kind of disturbing reference or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 20:41:54 No.53067597 Report

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>>53067499
It's this bitch
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Gaga

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 20:43:31 No.53067608 Report

Quoted By: >>53067627

you're all furries

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 20:45:38 No.53067627 Report

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>>53067608
Yes and?

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 20:48:32 No.53067645 Report

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>>53066903
she's prettier than lady gaga

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 20:49:12 No.53067648 Report

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>>53067169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUy_khAfo-U

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 20:57:51 No.53067733 Report

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>>53066986
Also, the crane killed her previous mates, but not the zookeeper. What a fucking chad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 21:06:54 No.53067825 Report

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I have no idea, but there's something about this one.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 22:01:33 No.53068411 Report

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Spinda

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 22:03:41 No.53068438 Report

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>>53066893

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 22:04:33 No.53068445 Report

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>>53067825
>those animations of realistic giant bugs fucking anime girls
why’d you put those pictures back in my head anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 22:05:14 No.53068452 Report

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>>53068445
1. i was joking, just picked a random pic
2. i mean the bug is female here

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 22:09:33 No.53068503 Report

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>>53068445

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 22:10:57 No.53068528 Report

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>>53068503
i wish that was me on the bottom, especially if the scorpion stung me just to paralyze me in place so i couldn't pull out
(keep in mind scorpions dont have cunts so idk what id be pulling out of)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 22:11:37 No.53068537 Report

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weavile, idk why

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 22:11:45 No.53068540 Report

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>>53068503
>mfw I will never fuck a giant bug as it leglocks me x5

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 22:44:31 No.53068922 Report

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>>53066940
I once saw a whole series of vids on 8-kun of some G*rm*n guy fucking a female ostrich several times

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 22:48:09 No.53068961 Report

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>>53066893
Lucario and Umbreon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 22:48:56 No.53068971 Report

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>>53068922
Yeah they can actually take it

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 22:59:05 No.53069078 Report

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>>53066893
glaceon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 23:06:13 No.53069158 Report

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>>53068503
>AIDs advertisement
>furries saying giwtwm
Yep, it's a pokefucker thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 23:08:31 No.53069179 Report

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>>53068503
That spider is one lucky mf

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 23:40:05 No.53069473 Report

Quoted By: >>53069549 >>53069704 >>53069766

>>53068971
>eggs as big as a human head
>can disembowel you with a single kick
>normies and PETAtards will keep insisting that sex with an ostrich is always rape
It's all so tiresome…

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 23:41:53 No.53069493 Report

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>>53066893
Espathra has a sexy face but the second I think of cloacas my boner dies.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 23:45:28 No.53069534 Report

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>>53066893
Just this rabbit.

I had to think to remember where I had images of it on this device that weren't lewd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 23:47:10 No.53069549 Report

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>>53069473
PETAtards just want drug, smokes and burger money. They don't care about saving animals.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 23:49:30 No.53069572 Report

Quoted By: >>53069583

my pattern recognition broke and he looks like ichimatsu
also yeah something about espartha is appealing, i hope i don't become a birdfucker (inevitable)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 23:50:16 No.53069577 Report

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>>53068503
that scorpion's tail is on upside down

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2023 23:50:48 No.53069583 Report

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>>53069572
If it serves you as a consolation, finding an ostrich that can be your pet and is also willing to fuck you is even harder than finding a woman these days. Otherwise, don't think of forcing one, they can kill you as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 00:00:25 No.53069704 Report

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>>53069473
>>53069549
Get mauled/crushed to death zoophiles

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 00:02:10 No.53069720 Report

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>>53069704
I will when the pe-dos get killed in jail too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 00:06:07 No.53069763 Report

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>>53069720
>pe-dos
>-

the fuck?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 00:06:23 No.53069766 Report

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>>53069473

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 00:07:00 No.53069772 Report

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>>53069763
Didn't you hear? It's the new Zapdos form

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 00:09:56 No.53069804 Report

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>>53069763
Say the word so the mo-ds come and ban you
This is their playground

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 00:10:04 No.53069807 Report

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>53069704
how many more threads will you make today, seething about people wanting to fuck pokemon?
You have been on a roll lately.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 00:11:53 No.53069836 Report

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>>53069766
What is it about human men that makes they cloacussy wet?

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 00:13:31 No.53069848 Report

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>>53069078
why did they make her sexier?

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 00:24:18 No.53069963 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 00:31:04 No.53070038 Report

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>>53067499
Do you live under a rock?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 00:32:15 No.53070049 Report

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>>53066893
>or
Making a distinction between "furry" and "pokefucker" proves you are both. Kill yourself and yiff in hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 00:45:24 No.53070169 Report

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>>53070049
Fuck in hell, apefucker

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 01:10:43 No.53070444 Report

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 01:10:57 No.53070446 Report

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>>53069836
I fear there might be some degree of meme magic affecting the world from the furry community.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 01:17:28 No.53070496 Report

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>>53066903
It just makes me think of a bird version of Ankha, and I don't think I need to explain why that would be popular.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 02:00:25 No.53070870 Report

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>>53070049
Would you really call wanting to fuck magnemite or muk 'furry'?

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 02:05:43 No.53070916 Report

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>>53069766
>black plumage
Ohh nononononono…

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 02:08:51 No.53070944 Report

Quoted By: >>53071126

>>53069583
having a pet ostrich is just fine and probably will make me happier than any woman could

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 02:29:26 No.53071126 Report

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>>53070944
Might also kill you bro, but at least you'll die with a smile...

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 02:33:31 No.53071167 Report

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>>53066903
>Somebody just slapped a lady gaga wig on an ostrich and called it a day
>>53067499
>>53067645
Lady Gaga actually made herself a swan in a music video back in 2013

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 05:28:26 No.53072637 Report

Quoted By: >>53072653

>>53067092
>humans fuck foxes "transformed" into women and men all the time
Latias is gonna win the Ashbowl, isn't she?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 05:30:51 No.53072653 Report

Quoted By: >>53072670

>>53072637
Will Brock marry Lokoko?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 05:33:10 No.53072670 Report

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>>53072653
Yes.

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