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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 02:38:51 No.53071227 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>53071263 >>53071272 >>53071305 >>53072558 >>53072618 >>53074156

do you not find it strange that a nidoking cannot reproduce with an nidoqueen, but an nidoking can with a female nidoran.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 02:39:19 No.53071230 Report

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no one likes hags

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 02:42:16 No.53071263 Report

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>>53071227
Nidorans are lolis to Nidokings so it's perfectly normal

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 02:43:05 No.53071272 Report

Quoted By: >>53075190

>>53071227
>Nidoking is a pedo
No wonder this board likes him.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 02:45:19 No.53071305 Report

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>>53071227
Nidoran losing its ability to lay eggs is one of the most retarded pieces of lore in the franchise. I don't think its even mentioned in the pokedex.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 05:07:45 No.53072488 Report

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My autistic headcanon is Nidoran M/F breed like crazy then grow old together.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 05:09:58 No.53072504 Report

Quoted By: >>53074101

Hippo females won't breed in captivity either

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 05:16:59 No.53072558 Report

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>>53071227
Lorewise in Pokemon, Nidorina and Nidoqueen are in the No Eggs Discovered Group.
My headcanon implication of the naming of this egg group is that: It's not that the Pokemon in this Egg group can't reproduce, but rather their eggs just haven't been well, discovered. And the method for breeding this Pokemon in captivity hasn't been discovered by breeders and/or researchers.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 05:19:41 No.53072571 Report

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>>53071305
correct. It's from a 1996 guidebook by Creatures that obviously predates eggs anyway

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 05:25:56 No.53072618 Report

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>>53071227
Menopause. Nidorina and Nidoqueen are too old to breed. Men do not have menopause.
This also directly confirms that "small first form = child" retards are wrong.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 09:36:24 No.53074101 Report

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>>53072504
Then why do cartoonists make them so sexual?

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 09:49:53 No.53074156 Report

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>>53071227
Why would I find it strange? A pokemon's age is not tied to their evolution stage.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 10:38:32 No.53074340 Report

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I CAAANT BREEEEED!

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 10:52:18 No.53074387 Report

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>>53074101
because anthropomorphically speaking, they're basically just chubby women, which as we all know are chiefly among the hottest women

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 11:10:24 No.53074446 Report

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>kaijews
yikes thats antiseptic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2023 14:07:20 No.53075190 Report

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>>53071272
Lmfao, Twitter/Reddit-tier shit meme. Kill yourself, niggerfag.

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