>>53085843>So youre telling me i get a free wifeYou get a free undead love addict leeching your lifeforce until you join her forever. Ever had a clingy ex girlfriend before? Yeah, now imagine you can't break up with her, EVER.
>>53085871>why on earth would you think fucking corpses is too far for them?Because I wanted to believe they had at least some standards. That out of all the depraved and fucked up shit human beings can do, that at least necrophilia would be left undisturbed.
There are so many cute and pretty LIVING wifes in pokemon. Warm to the touch, a smell like fresh spring flowers. Not to mention a living wife can bear you offspring. She can give you living heirs to carry on your legacy.
I won't even begin to imagine what horrors would be birthed if one of these undead abominations could get pregnant...
