>>53137516In the beginning there was nothing.
Then an egg appeared and out came Arceus.
Arceus existed and nothing else. It was so nothing there was not even a when or where.
So Arceuse created Dialg and Pakia to introduce time and space.
But the world is imbalanced if only it existed so Arceuse created a mirror dimension called Distortion World and created Giratina to rule over it.
Now there's time and space but nothing else.
So Arceus created Groudon and Kyogre and let them fight to create a planet called Earth.
Over time continents and oceans were made but the two fuckers won't stop fighting.
So Arceus created Fug to tard wrangle them.
Now we have a livable planet but no living beings except for the legendaries sans Giratina.
So Arceus created Mew to be the mother of all Pokemon and let her birth different species all over the earth.
Now we're here.
