>You'll never raise her from Ralts.
>Her horns will never glow when you're happy.
>She'll never awkwardly crawl into your sleeping bag on the nights you're training.
>She'll never evolve and start dancing- faster and faster, fueled by your joy and pride for her.
>You'll never train together, bringing out the best in her.
>She'll never look into your future and push you to your full potential as a person, convincing you to go back to school.
>You'll never see her evolve into that beautiful draped amorphous cross between ballerina, floating jellyfish and ball gown.
>You'll never look her in those glowing red eyes and fear that you could ever be in love with a Pokémon.
>She'll never cure your insomnia by lulling you to sleep each night.
>She'll never tenderly kiss your lips just as you fall asleep.
>She'll never give you dreams of a mysterious, faceless, beautiful girl that recurs when you're with her.
>She'll never claim you as a mate before you're aware of it and start scaring off all the girls.
>She'll never start acting more and more affectionate and clingy.
>She'll never make you anxious by refusing every male Gardevoir and Gallade in the breeding center.
>She'll never bind your souls together by phasing part of her chest horn as part of your heart.
>She'll never hypnotize you into having kinky brain-sex with her every night and wipe your memory of it the next morning making you wonder why you're glowing all the time.
>She'll never one day kiss you full on the lips with tongue and make out with you, scaring you to death.
>She'll never reveal that the girl in your dreams was her all along.
>She'll never cuff you, using her ability to read your mind for your femdom fetish and ravage you all night long.
>You'll never be thrilled and scared with the secret of the taboo of poképhilia.
