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Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 01:55:47 No.53165601 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>53165627 >>53165746 >>53166645 >>53167047 >>53168337 >>53168933 >>53169288

>Oak is so riddled with dementia he doesn't remember his own grandchild's name and will believe you if you tell him it's ASSFAG

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 02:01:59 No.53165627 Report

Quoted By: >>53165692 >>53168337

>>53165601
Oak is the biggest asshole in Gen 1

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 02:14:39 No.53165692 Report

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>>53165627
t. ASSFAG

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 02:16:57 No.53165700 Report

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Hey. HEY! Yeah, you're right. I've never noticed that before! Ha ha! Oak doesn't know his grandson's name and believes whatever you put in! That's so true!

Hey, did you hear that Japan has porn based on Final Fantasy 7? Crazy, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 02:27:46 No.53165746 Report

Quoted By: >>53165764 >>53170986

>>53165601
Where does it say that Blue is Oak's only grandchild?
My dad constantly calls me by my brother's names.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 02:31:43 No.53165764 Report

Quoted By: >>53166631 >>53166908 >>53169194

>>53165746
What the fuck is wrong with your dad??

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 05:57:24 No.53166631 Report

Quoted By: >>53169662

>>53165764
Its completely normal with age
My grandma also gets my mom's name wrong once in a while and calls her by any of her sister's names, same with them. Old people get names mixed all the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 06:01:57 No.53166641 Report

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but crotchety dickhead oak is based

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 06:03:07 No.53166645 Report

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>>53165601
you asshole now i feel bad for oak

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 07:27:53 No.53166898 Report

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thats a really original and funny observation

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 07:30:31 No.53166908 Report

Quoted By: >>53167630 >>53169662

>>53165764
youre either an only child or a zoomer with 30 year old parents that's literally as normal as it gets

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 08:14:12 No.53167047 Report

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>>53165601
for me, it was ASSOAK

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 09:21:15 No.53167212 Report

Quoted By: >>53168926

>Region is a crime infested shithole with Mafias headed by the a Gym leader, Bike Gangs, Poison types, neglected infrastructure like Power Plant, Burnt Mansions and underage gambling
>Rival is a huge asshole but back up his talk
>Actually most people are assholes not just your rival
>Rival's Grandad doesn't remember his own grandson's name
>Sob story with Cubon and Marowak at the Pokemon Tower
>Great Safari Zone
Pure fucking Sovl. The nu-Pokemon games are way too sterile where everyone is in love with each other

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 12:50:37 No.53167630 Report

Quoted By: >>53167844 >>53167862 >>53168198

>>53166908
Bro I'm 31, my parents are in their 60s
No one in my family ever forgot my name, what the fuck
No fucking way that's normal, you guys are insane

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 13:54:59 No.53167844 Report

Quoted By: >>53168925

>>53167630
It's not normal for parents. Grandparents is different when they're older and have a lot of other grandchildren.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 13:59:24 No.53167862 Report

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>>53167630
he's a fucking professor too. He should be smart enough to remember

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 15:14:10 No.53168198 Report

Quoted By: >>53168234

>>53167630
It's not forgetting someone's name, jackass. It's accidentally calling someone by the wrong name. It's the most common thing in the world with large families. It's a verbal typo.

Have you literally never heard anyone say the wrong word in reference to someone/something else? Is the thought really that alien to you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 15:22:32 No.53168234 Report

Quoted By: >>53168275

>>53168198
I've never been called by someone else's name in my family ever, no

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 15:33:05 No.53168275 Report

Quoted By: >>53168286

>>53168234
Well, you're either an only child without extended family, born to a lineage of robots, have the most bizarre and memorable name in the world, or are bullshitting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 15:35:03 No.53168286 Report

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>>53168275
My family isn't exactly big I guess, but still. I think you guys just live in huge families full with early onset dementia or some shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 15:48:20 No.53168337 Report

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>>53165601
>>53165627
He did nothing wrong

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 17:35:57 No.53168903 Report

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>>53168337
Pictured: nothing wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 17:39:10 No.53168925 Report

Quoted By: >>53170122

>>53167844
Oak is 40 years old

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 17:39:12 No.53168926 Report

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>>53167212
>Boomer doesn't know what he's talking about

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 17:40:18 No.53168933 Report

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>>53165601
I named him Dick
It's a regular believable name, but can still be an insult

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Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 18:24:14 No.53169124 Report

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>>53168903
...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 18:39:44 No.53169194 Report

Quoted By: >>53169662

>>53165764
Not him but my mother keeps mixing my name with my brother's a vice versa, she's just a klutz

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Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 18:47:08 No.53169243 Report

Quoted By: >>53170101

>>53168337
>>53169124
this fucking oak destroys me every time. what is it from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 18:56:08 No.53169288 Report

Quoted By: >>53169297

>>53165601
Why does it seem like there's enough space for a fourth optional name?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 18:58:26 No.53169297 Report

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>>53169288
The fourth name says DICKS but it's blanked out so you can't select it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 19:27:40 No.53169488 Report

Quoted By: >>53169581 >>53169702

I don't know a single person who cared enough to actually come up with a oc rival name

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 19:40:44 No.53169581 Report

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>>53169488
I did.

I named him Rival, because that's all he was.

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Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 19:50:55 No.53169662 Report

Quoted By: >>53169688

>>53166631
>>53166908
>>53169194
I don't know how to break this to you three but this is absolutely not normal. Sorry you guys either aren't that loved or are in a family of twelve.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 19:55:30 No.53169688 Report

Quoted By: >>53169788

>>53169662
I enjoy imagining you guys in a workplace setting.

>"Hey, John. Could you finish this report?"
"..."
>"Oh, ha. Sorry, I mean Jeff. I was talking to John a few minutes ago. Can you-"
"Holy fuck, are you senile? Like, are you actually suffering from dementia?"
>"I'm sorry, it was a simple-"
"No, seriously. What the actual fuck is wrong with you?"
>"..."
"Get some help, dude. My parents would never treat me like that. Jesus."
>"...I'll go get John to do it."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 19:58:44 No.53169702 Report

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>>53169488
I just named him after one of my friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 20:12:58 No.53169788 Report

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>>53169688
yeah that's totally the same thing

fucking retard

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Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 21:04:34 No.53170101 Report

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>>53169243
Pokemon Snap, forgot if from a book or the files

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 21:09:07 No.53170122 Report

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>>53168925
He's 50.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Feb 2023 23:19:22 No.53170986 Report

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>>53165746
Why does your brother have multiple names?

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