Hello boards, I am intoxicated enough to run my mouth. I don’t want glory, I want chaos. I’m about to be fired for failing my drug test, fuck all of you (not the website, my coworkers and bosses), never chase your dreams, you might catch them and have your soul eaten out like a worm devouring an apple.
>Gen 10 is China, releasing 2026 for the 30th anniversary
>Gen 9 will receive two more games before this, one in 2024 and 2025
>Region name sounds like a Chinese food
>Starters are regional variants of the pictured 3 Pokemon
>Thorny yellow-green Tangela that becomes steel type in its final evolution, Tangeliath
>Pink Chibi Vulpix that becomes fairy type in its final evolution, Infinitales
>Spiral-shelled Omanyte that becomes ground type in its final evolution, Omageddon
>Games are titled + and - (yes, spelled like that), and they’re pink and yellow instead of red and blue
>The villain is a Frankenstein type scientist who creates fake trainers who use fake Pokemon
>The open world method of transportation is the Rotom Board, with 5 modes: Skateboard, Snowboard, Surfboard, Hoverboard, and Climbboard
>The regional gimmick, Petacasting, involves using spells on your Pokemon, which effect stats, types, moves, abilities, and sometimes even full blown designs