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Anonymous Tue 07 Feb 2023 03:41:09 No.53179270 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>53179278 >>53179375 >>53180264 >>53180504 >>53181310 >>53184598

>Be immortal
>Instead of learning magic, psionics, or martial arts, all things that exist, he decides to be a hobo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Feb 2023 03:43:07 No.53179276 Report

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No anon, you don't understand, his flower onahole left him after he did a genocide, he was too sad for 3000 years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Feb 2023 03:43:42 No.53179278 Report

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>>53179270
he's already did all the shit to keep himself occupied, he's just become a nhilistic fuck now that everything's been done and tried

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Feb 2023 04:12:35 No.53179375 Report

Quoted By: >>53180258 >>53183773 >>53183912 >>53183996

>>53179270
Magic isn't a thing, you have to be born with psionic powers, and martial arts fags are wasting their time, pokemon go easy on them to not hurt their feelings

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Feb 2023 09:09:01 No.53180258 Report

Quoted By: >>53180300 >>53180497

>>53179375
There’s literally two or three classes of npcs who use magic, fuck hex maniac is the single most popular npc
Not to mention the anime with multiple different confirmations magic is a thing in multiple seasons

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Feb 2023 09:10:33 No.53180264 Report

Quoted By: >>53180314

>>53179270
>>Instead of learning magic, psionics, or martial arts, all things that exist, he decides to be a hobo
Proof that he didn't learn those things? It's not relevant to gameplay, psychics still battle using their Pokemon they just make balls hover around sometimes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Feb 2023 09:32:32 No.53180300 Report

Quoted By: >>53181278 >>53181300

>>53180258
Telekinesis and curses are not magic. Go back to >>>/mlp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Feb 2023 09:35:26 No.53180314 Report

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>>53180264
proof that he did, autistic fucking retard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Feb 2023 10:45:35 No.53180497 Report

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>>53180258
Yes and they were born with those powers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Feb 2023 10:48:20 No.53180504 Report

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>>53179270
He probably already did most of that to build the ultimate weapon.

He's just broken now, swearing off all that stuff and suffering from a curse he brought upon himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Feb 2023 15:24:43 No.53181278 Report

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>>53180300
Aura is magic
Summoning giant magical Pokémon is magic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Feb 2023 15:34:27 No.53181300 Report

Quoted By: >>53181769

>>53180300
I get that Telekinesis is psychic energy but how the fuck are curses not magic? What are they then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Feb 2023 15:39:12 No.53181310 Report

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>>53179270
Considering lysandre becomes immortal at the end of the x plot, I always imagined a couple hundred years after he managed to dig himself out of the hole, he and az kinda hang out as hobo buddies.

They're both on a park bench and az just asks "so, was it worth it?".

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Feb 2023 17:15:23 No.53181769 Report

Quoted By: >>53182033 >>53183748

>>53181300
Voodoo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Feb 2023 18:16:18 No.53182033 Report

Quoted By: >>53184042

>>53181769
Who-do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Feb 2023 23:25:36 No.53183748 Report

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>>53181769
That's magic, dipshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Feb 2023 23:31:47 No.53183773 Report

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>>53179375
>Magic isn't a thing

Literally all Pokemon use a form of magic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Feb 2023 23:58:12 No.53183912 Report

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>>53179375
Do you have to be born immortal too

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Feb 2023 00:10:38 No.53183996 Report

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>>53179375
>Magic isn't a thing
Yes it is.
>You have to be born with psionic powers
No, you don't.
>Pokemon go easy on martial artists
Wrong, as shown with Bruno subduing a raging Onix

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Feb 2023 00:20:50 No.53184042 Report

Quoted By: >>53184560

>>53182033
You do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Feb 2023 02:42:33 No.53184560 Report

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>>53184042
What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Feb 2023 02:52:18 No.53184598 Report

Quoted By: >>53184618

>>53179270
>Be immortal
>Try to live a normal life while dealing with depression after commiting a genocide.
>People notice I don't age.
>People get suspicious
>Have to leave
>All my pokemon die of old age
>All my friends die of old age
>I outlive everyone I love
>Lose all joy in anything
>Decide to just wander around as a hobo because there's nothing left to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Feb 2023 02:58:01 No.53184618 Report

Quoted By: >>53184645

>>53184598
>All my pokemon die of old age

Look at his team

Torkoal - Tortoises live a long time, so it'll last him a century or two before he needs to replace it
Golurk - Immortal
Sigiylph - Also long-lived or probably immortal

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Feb 2023 03:05:10 No.53184645 Report

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>>53184618
Imagine how many pokemon he went through before that though. Obviously you'd need pokemon like that if you were immortal.

Ghost pokemon, Bronzor. Maybe some pokemon that are purely elements like Geodudes?

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