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>>53197697
Reminder if you became a pokémon you would be incapable of speaking, eat literal pet food, have an impulsive instinct to fight like a slave and would not mind living inside a small sphere. You will be owned by a trainer and they can force you to breed, force to change your body and trade you like property. Do you really want this life?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 01:21:13 No.53197832 Report

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>>53197807
pokemon run in the anime when they don't want to be caught.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 01:23:04 No.53197856 Report

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>>53197807
Nah I'll take the PMD world instead like everyone else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 01:24:55 No.53197874 Report

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>>53197697
https://youtu.be/2zqJ1jgmVoE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 01:26:07 No.53197888 Report

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>>53197807
>Be a male Salandit/Combee
>No trainer want to catch you
>Live your best life
Easy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 01:29:03 No.53197912 Report

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>>53197807
>What is PMD?
bait but idc

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 01:50:45 No.53198095 Report

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>>53197807
yes. i will be kept as a pet obviously. when i become a pokemon. which will happen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 01:55:15 No.53198132 Report

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>>53197697

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 02:02:08 No.53198183 Report

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>>53197807
He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man
>>53197697
>>53198132
but it's not a bee

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 02:08:47 No.53198221 Report

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>>53198183
A fly is fine too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 02:10:37 No.53198238 Report

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FUCK YOU JOEY

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 02:13:17 No.53198253 Report

Quoted By: >>53198271 >>53200956

>>53198183
??? It has bee in its name though?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 02:14:08 No.53198262 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 02:15:07 No.53198271 Report

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>>53198253
its both

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 02:38:13 No.53198441 Report

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dead

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 06:37:35 No.53199650 Report

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>>53197715
Is this a fish?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 10:39:53 No.53200332 Report

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>>53199650
No, this is Totodile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 11:15:14 No.53200471 Report

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>>53197697
inb4 joltik rape

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 11:24:57 No.53200526 Report

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Being a fire type would be pretty cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 11:46:48 No.53200627 Report

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>>53197697
>stealth diaper thread
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 11:49:19 No.53200648 Report

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>>53197697
I'M A
I'M A
I'M A BEE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 12:03:34 No.53200710 Report

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>>53197697
Oh no! I'm a Thirsty Little Flower~

Lycanroc

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Lycanroc Fri 10 Feb 2023 12:36:35 No.53200863 Report

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>>53200710
There, you happy?

Lycanroc

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Lycanroc Fri 10 Feb 2023 12:41:11 No.53200874 Report

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>>53197697
If you were to turn into a pokemon and you were to choose how, what would you choose?
I choose tf by a genie, like jirachi's wishes or hoopa (somehow)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 12:43:09 No.53200880 Report

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>>53200863
Thanks, mate! 'preciate it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 12:57:50 No.53200956 Report

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>>53198253
So does Beedrill but it doesn't make honey and is most likely a wasp

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 13:23:15 No.53201079 Report

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Oh no! I’m a pig!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 13:23:53 No.53201085 Report

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PMD, but everyone who wants to turn into an anthro actually becomes slugma! great stuff!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 13:29:31 No.53201126 Report

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>>53201085

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 13:44:05 No.53201199 Report

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Oh no! I'm a small ghost fox!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 13:50:48 No.53201221 Report

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Oh no! I'm a purple ghost!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 14:18:21 No.53201325 Report

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>>53200710
That's an odd looking sun flora

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 14:48:47 No.53201459 Report

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>>53197807
that sounds incredibly hot in a way I never imagined before

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 15:00:07 No.53201504 Report

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>>53197697
i'm turning into a slutter mane

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 15:00:57 No.53201508 Report

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>>53200710
I am NOT doing that

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 15:01:09 No.53201512 Report

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>>53197807
How's that any different than being human?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 15:08:33 No.53201534 Report

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I want to catch an anon who's been tfed and treat him just like any other Pokémon, blissfuly unaware that it used to be a human even as it does everything it can to make me understand its predicament

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 15:14:36 No.53201559 Report

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>>53201534
>ywn catch an anon
>ywn make him take part in violent breeding and battles
>ywn purposefully ignore his pleas that he wants to be turned back
>ywn watch as his mind slowly slips away from its human state as he forgets what it was ever like to be a human

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 15:20:30 No.53201584 Report

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>>53201534
>>53201559
>ywn get caught and treated like that by your fellow anons
feels bad man

lycanroc

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lycanroc Fri 10 Feb 2023 15:25:42 No.53201620 Report

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>>53201559
>identity death
only like it because of the faces they make

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 15:40:18 No.53201713 Report

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>>53201559
>finally turns anon back years later
>still acts like a Pokémon, all traces of its former humanity gone

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 15:52:10 No.53201766 Report

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>go on randompokemon.com
>roll for a pokemon
>post a picture that pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 16:05:52 No.53201866 Report

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Catching anon in a Nest Ball!
Ignoring anon's ramblings about being a human (you can't understand any of it anyways)!
Battling with anon!
Forcefeeding Poképuffs to anon!
Grooming anon's fur!
Fornicating with anon!
Sending anon to the daycare with a ditto!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 16:33:48 No.53201999 Report

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>>53197807
Doesn’t the professor guy in gen1 talk as a Pokémon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 16:36:47 No.53202007 Report

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>>53201866
anons here don't even deserve a nest ball
trapping anon in a love ball!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 17:32:43 No.53202327 Report

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>>53201999
that's implying you would be turned into a pokemon by his machine, I'm pretty sure if a Manaphy swamps your soul with a pokemon's then you wouldn't be able to

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Feb 2023 18:00:47 No.53202537 Report

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>>53202327
both of those are WAY too good for /vp/
they'll be forcefully reshaped into a pokemon (mostly) by palkia!

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