I'm TIRED of fucking losing in pvp for refusing to use the meta gay builds, so I'll make the most obnoxious pure defensive toxic spikes stall team ever and FUCK everyone and anyone that ever beat me

Give me ideas, so far I'm thinking
>all 6 pokes with spikes
>all 6 bulky as fuck
>at least 3 toxic, 2 will o wisp
>anti crits ability
>2 regenerators
>all 6 with leftovers
>at least 3 roar/dragon tails