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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 14:31:52 No.53295717 View View Reply Original Report

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>Grass Starter based on Extinct Animal
Venusaur: Lisowicia
Meganium: Adaptosaurus
Sceptile: Dilophosaurus
Torterra: Ankylosaurus
Serperior: Titanoboa
Chesnaught: Glyptodon
Decidueye: Stilt Owl
Rillaboom: Gigantopitheus
Meowscarada: Lynx Issiodorensis

>Fire Starter based on Chinese Zodiac
Charizard: Dragon
Typhlosion: Rat
Blaziken: Chicken
Infernape: Monkey
Emboar: Pig
Delphox: Dog
Incineroar: Tiger
Cinderace: Rabbit
Skeledirge: Snake

>Water Starter based on Semi-Aquatic Animal and Weapon
Blastoise: Turtle and Cannon
Feraligatr: Crocodile and Knuckle
Swampert: Mudskipper and Fan
Empoleon: Penguin and Trident
Samurott: Otter and Samurai Sword
Greninja: Frog and Shuriken
Primarina: Seal and Torpedo
Inteleon: Marine Iguana and Sniper Gun
Quaquaval: Duck and Chakram

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 14:33:11 No.53295725 Report

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>>53295717
Dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 14:34:01 No.53295730 Report

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>>53295717
You're very gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 14:34:16 No.53295732 Report

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>>53295717
Most of them are true to the theory I'll give you that

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 14:38:46 No.53295756 Report

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>>53295717
>grass=prehistoric
Pretty much every modern animal has a prehistoric counterpart only a few like Meganium are speficaly a prehistoric anaiml
>Fire
Skeledirge killed this, cry more zodiac cuck
>water=Zodaic
Half of these are schizo nonsense take your meds

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 14:39:00 No.53295758 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 14:40:27 No.53295768 Report

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>>53295756
>>water=Zodaic
Where did he say this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 14:41:27 No.53295777 Report

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>>53295717
>Sea animals
>When 3/4 of those are freshwater animals
Biologybros...
Biolo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 14:41:53 No.53295781 Report

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>>53295768
>>53295756
Water Starter is not Zodiac is just a Semi-Aquatic and Weapon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 14:45:00 No.53295806 Report

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>>53295781
>the water typed animals-monsters you use to fight are based on animals that live in or near water and have means of fighting

Hold the phone guys, patternfags might be onto something

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 14:46:00 No.53295816 Report

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>grass=prehistoric
Pretty much every modern animal has a prehistoric counterpart only a few like Meganium are speficaly a prehistoric anaiml
>Fire=zodiac
Skeledirge killed this, cry more zodiac cuck
>water=weapon
Half of these are schizo nonsense, take your meds

>>53295768
>>53295781
Deleted old comment too many typos

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 14:47:23 No.53295823 Report

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>>53295806
>A chameleon
>Lives near or in water
Nope, patternfags keep on getting BTFO'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 14:49:58 No.53295835 Report

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>>53295816
Gotcha, thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 15:05:42 No.53295914 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 15:17:57 No.53295993 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 15:26:29 No.53296040 Report

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>Western Dragons and Eastern Dragons have the same place in culture!
>Porcupine-Badger things are rats!
>Fennec Foxes are dogs!
and now
>Crocodiles are snakes!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 15:28:16 No.53296049 Report

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>>53295717
Gen 9 killed this whole theory
>Meowscarada
Even though a specific kind of lynx is extinct, it's a huge stretch to say that it's based on that one and not just a regular lynx
>Skeledirge
Clearly a croc, not a snake
>Quaquaval
Wow, water type pokemon are based on animals that live in water? That's a bold theory
Also even if Quaquavals tail feathers look like chakrams to you, it doesn't use them in battle in any way

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 15:37:29 No.53296096 Report

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>>53295823
Inteleon is not a chameleon, it's that one lizard who runs on water

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 15:38:33 No.53296103 Report

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>>53296049
It's been dead since day one.
Charizard would 100% look like Gyrados.
Typhlosion would look rat like. Instead of almost every other type of mammal besides a rat.
DelPHOX would be, you know, a fucking dog. Not a fox, which has a very different place in various slanty eye cultures.
Skeledirge is no where near a fucking snake. It has legs. It even has a fucking gimmick of singing. Like real life crocodilians will Mogolian Throat Sing at each other.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 15:38:54 No.53296108 Report

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>>53295717
inceleon is a basilisk you fucking retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 15:39:56 No.53296113 Report

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>>53296108 (me)
and also the water starters are all semi-aquatic animals, not sea animals. sea animals is literally the fucking opposite of what they are

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 15:44:05 No.53296138 Report

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>>53295717
Owls are extinct??

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Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 15:53:29 No.53296192 Report

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>>53295717
>feraligatr is brass knuckles
>primarina is a fucking TORPEDO
>torterra isnt even an extinct turtle
>skeledirge

aight man

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 16:04:36 No.53296264 Report

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>>53295717
>Skeledirge: Snake
>Skeledirge
>snake

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 16:08:34 No.53296294 Report

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>>53296138
there's a species of owl that is recently extinct in hawaii,

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 20:24:10 No.53297834 Report

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>>53295717
>Torpedos
>not bombs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 20:26:50 No.53297851 Report

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>>53295717
>Meganium: Adaptosaurus
*Apatosaurus

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 20:27:09 No.53297852 Report

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>>53296192
Torpedo is especially dumb because that applies to every aquatic animal because that's the most hydrodynamic shape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 21:35:12 No.53298383 Report

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>>53295717
>>Water Starter based on Semi-Aquatic Animal
Holy shit you might be on to something here

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 23:37:06 No.53299183 Report

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Snakes dont have giant fucking chompy mouths

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 23:38:29 No.53299191 Report

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snakes are not ectcinct

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 23:43:01 No.53299225 Report

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All animals have extinct relatives

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 23:46:43 No.53299257 Report

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>>53295717
It's still going strong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Feb 2023 23:50:29 No.53299284 Report

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Skeledirge
>Looks nothing like a snake
>None of its dex entries or descriptions mention it being a snake
>Crocodiles and Snakes aren't related
>It has no snake like qualities
Still a snake on the zodiac despite everything saying it isnt a snake.

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