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Kneel to the ultimate MC:

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Virgin Mainline MC:
>Gets a starter handed out by the professor for various reasons.
>Stumbled across Evil Organisations and gets coerced into stopping their evil schemes.
>Doodles around for the lols and gets the titles akin to royalty.
>Gets friendzoned by nearly anyone implied (Except Gen 5)
>Never became relevant for its feat after the game is over (Except Gen 5 in BW2, again)

Chad Wes:
>Top member of an Robbing Organization
>Simply for any reason imaginable bailed out on Team Snagem, steals their most important and innovative tool of the time after setting off explosions off at the main base for a distraction, and simply sets another explosion as a finishing touch.
>Starts out with his two Eeveelutions who carried his entire career until then alone.
>Gets a literal 9/10 as a close friend and lover, older woman across Orre wants to blatantly bed you in front of her.
>You makes it his main objective to steal back all Shadow Pokemon, which got handled out through a tournaments to spread Team Snagem's and Cipher's agenda.
>His and Rui's will to save them all is one of the vital keys to unlock their hearts and enabling the greater potential within.
>Your only hints on where to go next is with a fortune teller, who has occasionally bails out to your own advice.
>Only effective method to train is the Mt. Battle (Taking place over an volcano), which he has to free first from one of Team Cipher's Admins with an Entei of all things.
>He and Rui break into their underground shithole to gather intel and more shadowmons.
>The climax of the adventure is the colosseum tournament of Team cipher itself, where he breaks down the last capable members down and takes on the highest admin as well as the true mastermind
>The ending of the game signifies the unification of the hearts between Human and Pokemon as Ho-Oh graces everyone present with his appearance
>Ho-Oh only joins your team after you reached the peak of Mt. Battle and purifying all Shadowmons.
FUCKING KNEEL!