I Pokemon GO to sleep. I Pokemon GO to work. I Pokemon GO home. I Pokemon GO take a shower. I pokemon GO to sleep. There's a device next to me with a Pikachu inside that is attempting to sing me to sleep. The Pokemon company knows I slept nasty style last night and gave me a Trubbish as a reward. The Trubbish knows I had a nightmare about Pokemon GOing to work. Pokemon GOing home. Pokemon GOing to make dinner. Pokemon GOing to sleep. It says "Anon, the Pokemon Company is in every moment of your life. I know who you are. I know where you are. I know you can't sleep at night. That's why I'm here." I wonder if this is what being a Pokemon trainer is supposed to feel like. Pikachu has attempted to wake me seven more times in a sing-song voice.
I Pokemon GO reflect on where things Pokemon WENT wrong.

that pikachu animatronic was cool and creepy though lmao