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Anonymous Thu 02 Mar 2023 17:13:36 No.53356096 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>53356147 >>53356546 >>53356713 >>53356853 >>53358514

"Hey, anon-kun. I know that this week is very stressful for you so as a reward today I'll let you unload your pent-up frustrations all over my breasts and face."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Mar 2023 17:18:52 No.53356130 Report

Quoted By: >>53356174

Words you will never hear. The best you'll ever get, and we know you'll never even make it that far, is occasional dry missionary with a woman who settled for you and has to be at work in the morning.

But again, you're not making it that far.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Mar 2023 17:21:10 No.53356147 Report

Quoted By: >>53356291

>>53356096
Thanks, May.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Mar 2023 17:24:28 No.53356174 Report

Quoted By: >>53356403

>>53356130
Nice projection, faggot.
No everyone is like (you).

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Mar 2023 17:37:40 No.53356291 Report

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>>53356147
I hope that you feel better now, Anon-kun. Next week remember to bring condoms and I'll give you something special.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Mar 2023 17:51:44 No.53356403 Report

Quoted By: >>53358361

>>53356174
The tried and true "NO U" argument shows its face. You fear my words, anon, for you know they are true. You will leave this world further from a woman's touch than you entered it. You will never experience sex without offering something in exchange. Most choose love or sex, the lucky may find both, you will likely find neither. Give up and embrace your fate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Mar 2023 18:10:38 No.53356546 Report

Quoted By: >>53356569 >>53356740

>>53356096
thanks for the offer but i just want a hug i dont want sex sex is disgusting and its all so tiresome im sorry what yea no hugging i gotcha sorry yea its nothing im fine thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Mar 2023 18:13:59 No.53356569 Report

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>>53356546
>why don't people like me???

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Mar 2023 18:40:39 No.53356713 Report

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>>53356096
"I'm sorry but... I'm already together with Penny."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Mar 2023 18:44:38 No.53356740 Report

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>>53356546
Wait, this is about sex? I thought it was a ryona thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Mar 2023 18:58:08 No.53356808 Report

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Sexual activities that are not procreative or unitive within the context of sacramental marriage are sins against God. Repent, my friend, and see your life improve out of the sad state it’s in with the help of God’s unfathomable grace and mercy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Mar 2023 19:05:32 No.53356853 Report

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>>53356096
You're the breast- uh I mean best, May.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Mar 2023 22:42:01 No.53358361 Report

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>>53356403
I disagree, ask your mum about it

Wait, if you're not projecting, do you really think your statements apply to all of /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Mar 2023 23:02:05 No.53358514 Report

Quoted By: >>53358525

>>53356096
I need to see may lose a battle and be forced to fuck a fat old man

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Mar 2023 23:05:22 No.53358525 Report

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>>53358514
I'm willing to bet that there exists a Doujin of that scenario during the 20 years or so since the creation of May.

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