>"SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH" yell as I enter the door, causing my numerous jigglypuff and wigglytuff merchandise to fall off their shelves.
>My eyes wander to my computer desktop, ransacked by the intruder in my dormitory.
>"WERE YOU.. GOING THROUGH MY PERSONAL COMPUTER?!"
>"N-No, I-" Nemona stammers in a futile effort to muster up an excuse.
>"I-I just wanted um.. S-See your collection!"
>My curiosity has peaked. A devious smile creeps across my stubble.
>"Oh, you'd like to witness my collection?" I ask, clutching for my Pokeballs.
>In one swift move, I send out a team of 6 screamtails and hold Nemona down. The girl is helpless against me and my pink clad army.
>"W-What are you doinf, anon?!" She asks, squirming against my sheer girrh.
>I lick my lips in excitement, eager to show my ""rival"" my newest "battle strategy."
>"Bear witness to the mighty Scream Tail, I've captured these Pokemon in Area Zero to take advantage of their TRUE power.."
>Nemona's expression softens. "O-Oh, for Pokemon Battles, right?"
>My fuzzy pink puffballs of destruction begin to close in on Nemona.
>"Oh not quite, dear rival." I whisper, "We're going to shoe you a true cacophony.. This is what happens when you break into my dorm.." I say as I I prepare my pink Sony Dolby Noise cancelling headphones
>"Screamtail.. BOOMBURST!!"
>My squad of 6 Screamtails unleash an unholy torrent of soundwaves into Nemona's ears. The girl's pained shrieks are all but deafened by their song. The entirety of Uva Academy rumbles from my beloved Scream Tail's melody.
>"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO TRESPASSERS LIKE YOU, NEMOMA!!"
>The roars of my mighty Scream Tail soften as Nemona's body goes limp. As mty little pink monsters reveal their psychic fangs, I leave them to rid of the evidence.
>"Enjoy the meal, my sweets." I say, leaving the dormitory to my Pokemon and my late rival's corpse.
