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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2023 23:08:45 No.53444260 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>53444289 >>53444325 >>53444328 >>53444380 >>53444477 >>53444516 >>53444532 >>53444752

I honestly think I could do a better job directing a Pokémon game than who the fuck is directing the newer ones

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2023 23:12:06 No.53444289 Report

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>>53444260
We all think that on this board, anon

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2023 23:12:39 No.53444293 Report

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You posted that the other day already, we're still waiting on your own incredible ideas

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2023 23:17:15 No.53444325 Report

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>>53444260
Care to elaborate in how you would do a better job?

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2023 23:17:58 No.53444328 Report

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>>53444260
So why don't you tough guy? Get a team of dorks together and kill pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2023 23:25:18 No.53444380 Report

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>>53444260
>>53444328
If your ideas are good I'd be down to help. I have a full dex waiting to be used.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2023 23:36:45 No.53444477 Report

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>>53444260
Creative supervisor or lore/brand consultant may be plausible since we don't fucking know you, being a director is fancy speak for manager and frankly no one wants a manager that says shit like "I can do your job better and I will take it from you". Get off your high horse Napoleon.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2023 23:43:43 No.53444516 Report

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>>53444260
/vp/ tried making a pokemon game. We got the abomination of unfunny trash that was clovshit.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2023 23:46:46 No.53444532 Report

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>>53444260
I believe you.

The soul of the Pokémon franchise are only in fan games now. It’s become far too large and Gamefreak knows they don’t ever have to try especially after people still bought gen 8.
Gen 8’s financial success was the point of no return.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2023 23:47:36 No.53444536 Report

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Everyone here could mold a better Pokémon game for people like us. But could you make one that sells just as well as S/V?
Here’s a challenge: make the most SUCCESSFUL Pokémon game while also making it the PERFECT Pokémon game. Take into account that despite all the cuts, laziness, and shitty ideas/back pedaling, god awful graphics and coding, they continue to print money and every new iteration is making more.

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Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2023 23:52:07 No.53444567 Report

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>>53444293
>>53444325
>>53444328
Well for starters:
>every single pokemon in the dex with 100 unique animations for all of them, that sounds realistic
>difficulty settings, because we all know how much poketards like difficult pokemon games, just give every gym leader smogon sets and legendaries
>b-but don't worry this time I'm going to make it so that people can play muh self imposed challenges like shartlockes easier, because clearly they're so popular
>uh, also make it open world but this time make it like GTA, there's just nothing in SV to do but catch Pokemon and get items which is like every other game b-but ignore that
>umm uhhh um also for postgame you'll go back to every region in the franchise except they're all hollowed out and shrunk down so they all turn into soulless boss rushes
>oh oh oh also ill make it so you can beat the game in 5 minutes but the postgame is 10 hours long so you'll be maximizing your playtime in the interesting part of the game
>for my story? Well I want to be 'down to earth' and 'realistic' in my children's fantasy game so the main villain is actually this noname crook who has 20 lines of dialogue about how he's going to make you feel pain and then after he loses he just disappears or something idk that sounds like a great and satisfying climax
>my music? Well, I'm just going to slap in primal dialga remixes (I don't remember any other songs from PMD haha but those games had some BANGERS) but also lofi gen 5 music, which just hits different
>oh but finally I want to make games EDGY and DARK...just like my favorite GameCube games, Colosseum and XD, some underrated classics you've never heard of haha, so maybe I'll do that to make up for the fact my game has no substance anywhere else
Does this sound good to you guys? I'm just starting out so please provide some good criticism.

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Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2023 00:03:37 No.53444634 Report

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>>53444567
Here's an idea: go into your bathroom and slam your head against the corner of your sink as hard as you can. Maybe that will fix you.

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Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2023 00:06:21 No.53444652 Report

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>>53444567
KYS

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Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2023 00:25:12 No.53444741 Report

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NINTENDO

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Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2023 00:26:36 No.53444752 Report

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>>53444260
I just hope you're not in charge of the writing.

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Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2023 00:33:28 No.53444783 Report

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>>53444634
>>53444652
Huh? But there's everything you guys like there, lots of postgame, a realistic story, all the regions in one game, what's wrong with it? Surely it should be the average /vp/ user's perfect Pokemon game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2023 01:09:00 No.53444994 Report

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>>53444567
I'd play it.

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Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2023 01:51:49 No.53445232 Report

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>itt: Dunning-Kruger in full effect

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Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2023 02:04:03 No.53445298 Report

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>>53444994
You're a Pokemon fan so you'd buy anything with the brand name on it, it could be Masuda's radioactive turds in a paper bag with Pikachu's face slapped on and you'd buy it for 100$ no questions asked

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Anonymous Wed 15 Mar 2023 02:38:42 No.53445444 Report

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>>53445298
Absolutely.

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