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Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 20:52:09 No.53455931 View View Reply Original Report

HELP ME PLEASE /VP/ I KNOW THIS IS NOT THE BOARD TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS BUT I'M HERE SINCE 2020, PLEASE HELP ME I'M ONLY 22 YEARS OLD AND I'M BALDING PLEASE HELP ME PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO BE BALD PLEASE I VISIT /VP/ EVERY DAY THIS IS THE REASON I ASK THIS HERE PLEASE HELP ME I DONT WANT TO BE BALD I'M TOO YOUNG FOR THIS SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 20:52:30 No.53455936 Report

Quoted By: >>53455962

wear hat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 20:54:50 No.53455954 Report

Quoted By: >>53455962

jesus christ. just shave that shit nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 20:55:39 No.53455956 Report

Quoted By: >>53456255

>>53455931
Shave it, get buff, profit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 20:55:56 No.53455958 Report

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>>53455931
Own it, shave it off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 20:56:12 No.53455962 Report

Quoted By: >>53455968 >>53455977 >>53455979 >>53455983 >>53456654

>>53455936
But I want to recover my hair please I don't want to be bald please help me

>>53455954
But I want to have my hair again please what should I do? I don't have money I'm a poor fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 20:56:40 No.53455965 Report

Quoted By: >>53455985

>>53455931
Shave what ya got off, if ya got cash you wont miss get hair implants. Im sorry bro, its not over but its getting there. Remember that being bald is a bad look but being balding is the worst look of all. Dont waste money on hair treatment, it will NEVER work. It is designed not to. Just get hair implants if you're desperate

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 20:57:04 No.53455968 Report

Quoted By: >>53455985

>>53455962
there is nothing you can do. you either shave it or kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 20:58:11 No.53455977 Report

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>>53455962
Just saw you have no cash. Well then just shave it all and accept it until/if you can make enough for hair implants

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 20:58:19 No.53455979 Report

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>>53455962
21 year old anon here, bro. Just use shampoo for sensitive hair or explicitly against hair loss. You'll keep it at minimum for another 4 to 6 years before it's a lost cause.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 20:58:38 No.53455983 Report

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>>53455962
Trust me OP, own it. Ignore half of what the other guy said, balding is a bad look but being bald is not. Alternatively, wig.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 20:58:44 No.53455985 Report

Quoted By: >>53456059

>>53455965
What should I do? I don't have money for hair implants and I'm scared because I don't want to be bald

>>53455968
>Kill yourself
Thanks? You don't know how destroyed I'm feeling just now

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 20:59:10 No.53455989 Report

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>>53455931
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=natural+hair+growth+therapies

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 21:00:12 No.53455994 Report

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>>53455931
I'm 21 in July. Don't have this issue at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 21:04:45 No.53456021 Report

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>>53455931
>people believe this is 22 yo
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 21:07:06 No.53456027 Report

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>>53455931
Assuming that picture is you, why are you only now complaining about this? You've already reached a very advanced stage. Also, what's your favorite Pokémon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 21:09:43 No.53456043 Report

Quoted By: >>53456389

>>53455931
I'm REALLY sorry, anon, but...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 21:13:35 No.53456059 Report

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>>53455985
What's the deal with being full shaved? It's miles better than what you have. No you can't have your hair back. This is what you are now.

Shave, and also lift to look like a chad and to stop being a little bitch.

You may feel insulted but I genuinely want you to thrive kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 21:16:09 No.53456073 Report

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>>53455931
It's too late.
Looks like a fungal infection took your scalp or ypu lack sunlight/physical exercise.
Benzene based shower gels could also be a cause.
Shave it all off.
The freshness will liberate you.

For those anons who are still teens/have their hair:
>make sure you do 15min cardio daily
>never use liquid soap only bar
>brush your focking hair
>eat enough greens and fish
>get your vitamin D via sun/milk

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 21:16:42 No.53456075 Report

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press s to slap op's shiny bald head

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 21:18:45 No.53456086 Report

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Just shave it off

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 21:19:44 No.53456096 Report

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>>53455931
It really is cruel that people can turn out like this. No one deserves this fate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 21:23:29 No.53456114 Report

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>>53455931
owari da

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 21:25:25 No.53456129 Report

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your ticket to the braxien/meowscarada fanclub will be in the mail shortly

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 21:26:22 No.53456137 Report

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>>53455931
Lmao at men hitting the wall at 22

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 21:30:27 No.53456167 Report

Quoted By: >>53456287

Use hair supplements and vitamins, it takes a while but they will eventually work.
Rogaine has oil and foam for example
Nutrafol is also an option as a mouth supplement if you don't want to drown your hair all the time.

Keep in mind that shedding will be part of the process, and just keep a healthy diet to help general hair loss

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 21:30:30 No.53456169 Report

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Just pull a Kurt Angle and wear a fake toupee or whatever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 21:42:51 No.53456237 Report

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>>53455931
pocopelo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 21:47:22 No.53456255 Report

Quoted By: >>53456622

>>53455956
>This
Don't forget the "get buff" part

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 21:49:55 No.53456267 Report

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>>53455931
why the fuck did you wait so long? you're basically already bald. not even fucking injecting estrogen and getting castrated could bring it all back at this point.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 21:52:30 No.53456280 Report

Quoted By: >>53456295 >>53456297 >>53456304 >>53456305 >>53456401 >>53456479

>>53455931
Embrace being bald like me faggot or die a loser.

Insecure
Pathetic
Little maggot man

You will be gay the rest of your life.

I went bald at 18 and you know what? It made me realize how fucking sick I am, I can't like skateboard or anything like that but dude. You'll know when you know.

Also faggots will tell you to work out and be bald or whatever

Who cares

They don't matter

Just shave ur head and keep to yourself, no point in interacting with vapid puppets from a world unknown to even them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 21:52:35 No.53456281 Report

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Cyraxx?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 21:53:42 No.53456287 Report

Quoted By: >>53456313

>>53456167
>Use hair supplements and vitamins, it takes a while but they will eventually work
LOLOLOL this shit never works and when it does it always falls out later. balding is a hormonal issue 99% of the time.
>bro im on topical min and ive been shedding like crazy for the past 5 years its just part of the process bro itll grow back eventually
get on fucking dutasteride

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Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 21:55:29 No.53456295 Report

Quoted By: >>53456479

>>53456280

Also faggot op

Life didn't choose to make me look like a cenobite

I chose to make myself look like a cenobite

Your insecurities are crippling and will kill your expression in the end.

You might as well get hooked to the ceramic milker now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 21:55:51 No.53456297 Report

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>>53456280
nigga are you mew2king

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 21:57:06 No.53456304 Report

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>>53455931
>>53456280
Anon Calvo-sama...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 21:57:09 No.53456305 Report

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>>53456280
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 21:57:59 No.53456313 Report

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>>53456287
It depends on the body of course, hair supplements and vitamins aren't meant to give you a full head of hair of course, especially with most thinning issues being hormonal, but they can atleast make your hair healthier, look thicker and slow down the eventual loss

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 21:59:54 No.53456324 Report

Quoted By: >>53456407

Almost 30yo here.
Noticed a small spot when I was 23, took action immediately with Finas and Minox, best decision I ever made.

You’ve left it too late, OP. Even pills and ointments won’t help you now, you’re too far gone, especially for your early 20s.

Your options are now:
>Own it, be bald and handsome (aka regular grooming)
>Copium, don’t shave and look like shit constantly (everyone can see it, btw)
>Tim Pool method - Wear a beanie for 100% if your life (this is the saddest option)
>Wear a wig, but people will laugh at you constantly (unless you become trans)

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Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 22:11:17 No.53456376 Report

Quoted By: >>53456479

>>53455931
Anon being bald is not the end of the world. Plenty of bald men out there are owning it. That can be you too if you believe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 22:13:27 No.53456386 Report

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>>53455931
Stop fucking jerking off.
Also take Vitamin D twice daily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 22:13:45 No.53456389 Report

Quoted By:

>>53456043
Kek. OP wig time

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 22:15:46 No.53456401 Report

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>>53456280
As a fellow La Croix enjoyer I have to politely beseech you to clean your fucking room

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 22:16:15 No.53456407 Report

Quoted By: >>53456609

>>53456324
>with Finas and Minox
I always get confused with the different types, what kind of combos did you use exactly

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 22:17:12 No.53456411 Report

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>>53455931
Damn only 22? You're done bro. I've had a receding hairline since highschool and I look nowhere near as bad as you do right now at 30.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 22:23:01 No.53456438 Report

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Take supplements until gene editing becomes a thing. They work but they take time. At your stage you need hair implants or to shave it off.
t. not balding but had thinning hair, caught it early on and it's reversible at any stage but the later you catch it the more expensive it is

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Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 22:24:51 No.53456450 Report

Quoted By: >>53456457 >>53456468

Also to the faggots in here suggesting faggot OP take supplements to maintain his fading hair all while coping over hair transplants.

Bottom line, as a tranny story of old once said, you will never be a man with a full head of hair. You will never be a natural hair haver.

It is all cope and if you want solutions a pistol license and a bullet is a lot cheaper. Which is how I view EVER coping with muh hairloss prevention formulas.

Build yourself up rather than being a weak boned caricature.

I would rather die a bald man with an exploded forehead than die a man with a grid and pinpoints that have been precisely dotted all over my scalp by an overweight 5'4" Indian man.

and take vitamin D.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 22:24:56 No.53456451 Report

Quoted By: >>53456458

QUICK OP WHATS YOUR FAVORITE REGION

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 22:26:07 No.53456457 Report

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>>53456450
the only one coping here is you cromedome

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 22:26:10 No.53456458 Report

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>>53456451
paldea

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 22:26:57 No.53456465 Report

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Bro should have taken Finestride as soon as you saw a Bald spot. At this point you should shave. That being said not /vp/.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 22:27:06 No.53456467 Report

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Mega Ampharos is laughing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 22:27:11 No.53456468 Report

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>>53456450
you look like an insufferable faggot. does reddit tell you you look "cute"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 22:29:25 No.53456479 Report

Quoted By: >>53456542

>>53455931
>>53456376
>>53456295
>>53456280
https://voca.ro/1bCUxTDwWgT5

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 22:32:39 No.53456490 Report

Quoted By: >>53456546

Shave it and wait for CRISPR.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 22:41:19 No.53456542 Report

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>>53456479
>Spitting on the mic
How long did it take you to clean after that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 22:41:31 No.53456546 Report

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>>53456490
you idiots are retarded if you think gene editing will cure this. hes already a grown ass man, people arent frogs you cant just inject dna into someone to turn them into a furry or whatever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 22:42:40 No.53456550 Report

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>>53455931
Get a prescription for finasteride or dutasteride, whichever your doctor thinks would work better. If you don't have a doctor, get one or you can get a fin prescription from Hims or another website that provides hairloss resources. The cost for these can be brought down with GoodRx or Cost Plus Drugs. Popping that pill won't be enough, you'll need minoxidil (Rogaine) which you can buy Kirkland brand from Amazon for pretty cheap. If you want to try oral minoxidil then you'll need prescribed from a doctor. For maintenance, Nizoral 1% keto shampoo is the go-to for its anti-fungal properties. You can also be prescribed 2% keto shampoo. From what I've seen, baldies tend to use it 1-3 times a week, just depends on how it makes your scalp and hair feel. Also, the tressless community is a good source for all this info. Good luck with the Norwood Reaper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 22:51:01 No.53456609 Report

Quoted By: >>53456713

>>53456407
Ask your doc for Finasteride pills. You’ll get a script and roll the dice to see if your dick will never work again (1% chance).
Take one every day for the rest of your life (it’s $20 for 28 pills).

Minoxidil drops can be bought without a script off eBay. Drop 1ml on your scalp twice daily, never forget it.

I’m effectively keeping a full head of hair on $1 a day for the rest of my 30s, and my dick is not affected in the slightest. It’s fucking awesome.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 22:52:43 No.53456622 Report

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>>53456255
Stop giving modern women your time. It's not worth it for such fickle beasts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 22:56:59 No.53456654 Report

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>>53455962
At this point it's too late for fin. Unironically just shave it at this point.
Sorry to rub salt in the wound but I'm also 22 and I slowly lost mine. Hopped on fin a few days ago and now I'm just patiently waiting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 23:07:48 No.53456713 Report

Quoted By: >>53457013

>>53456609
I'll be honest anon, your post seems like 50/50 genuine and a shitpost but I understand what your trying to say.
I tried Rogaine once, the drops to be precise but at a certain point, due to an entire different factor, I had an allergy issue that caused my body including head to be itchy, so I had to stop the drops cause my scalp was getting super dry and oily.
I've been taking pills that are considered Finas, but I'm not sure if there's any other way to take a Minox that isn't an oil drop as I want to avoid what previously happened. I guess I should find a way to talk to a doctor, would my normal doctor work or does it have to be a dermatologist or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 23:10:26 No.53456732 Report

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I'm thinning so I'm trying to get into some supplements to at least slow it down.
One thing that bothers me though, I'm also on Keto, like 9 months in, already lost 50 pounds and I'm still going. But I wonder if the lack of certain nutrients is effecting my hair supplements or my hair in general, should I take a multivitamin or something to rebalance it out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 23:23:15 No.53456823 Report

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>>53455931
Lmao get fucked whitey

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 23:25:43 No.53456840 Report

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>>53455931
At least you're not black

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 23:28:30 No.53456860 Report

Quoted By: >>53457052

>Started going grey/white at 11
>Was really sad when I found out Brendan wore a hat because I though he was like me
My hair is thick as fuck though so I'm happy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 23:46:39 No.53457013 Report

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>>53456713
I’m not memeing, it’s genuine advice that saved my ass.
Btw, Keto is pure copium for fat people. Just eat REAL vegetables like broccoli and avacados every day, and you can eat whatever you want after that. Taking the bread off your mega-deluxe baconator with double cheese isn’t gonna change your fat ass. Cut out sugary drinks, too. Water is bliss, soda is piss.

To your Rogained scalp: How often do you wash your hair? A healthy scalp only needs to be washed once a week (DO NOT USE CHEAP SHAMPOO, H&S is the reason you’re balding). I’d suggest trying again with Kirkland Minox instead of trusting literal baldfag Joe Rogan with your hair.

Stay on the Finn, that shit is magic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 23:50:31 No.53457052 Report

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>>53456860
Based Targaryen genes. Enjoy being hot, anon.

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Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 23:51:21 No.53457061 Report

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wtf

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Mar 2023 23:52:19 No.53457068 Report

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>>53455931
op here, I love sinnoh btw also I'm trans

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