>“bro pokephilia is totally normal, it’s natural to be attracted to this pokemon that looks and acts exactly like a real-life dog”
>“bro, only straight guys are allowed to be animal molesting degenerates, no gays or girls allowed.”
>“bro, I so hate women for not giving a nice guy like me a chance, which is why I’m venting my sexual frustration on this juvenile bipedal fox that conveniently looks like a child.”
Instead of being defensive, consider self-reflecting on how sad and pathetic you look right now, then you wouldn’t be this miserable.