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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 00:57:35 No.53478479 View View Reply Original Report

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Why can't we get a movie where they get married?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 01:01:06 No.53478495 Report

Quoted By: >>53478510 >>53479733

>>53478479
Because Serena is his soulmate

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 01:01:39 No.53478498 Report

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>>53478479
Because shippers are the cancer of fandoms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 01:03:24 No.53478510 Report

Quoted By: >>53478518

>>53478495
>Because Serena is his soulmate

you mean disposable Pokegirl dumped instantly after her series ended and brought back once for a 30 second interaction?

lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 01:03:26 No.53478511 Report

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>>53478479
They're twelve

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 01:05:41 No.53478518 Report

Quoted By: >>53478531 >>53478607

>>53478510

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 01:07:34 No.53478531 Report

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>>53478518

lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 01:09:10 No.53478551 Report

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>>53478479
Why can't we get a movie where Misty gets married to me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 01:09:15 No.53478553 Report

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>>53478479
He's gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 01:12:35 No.53478566 Report

Quoted By: >>53478598

Get "Married"?
Is that a new mythical Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 01:17:56 No.53478598 Report

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>>53478566
>t. Ash, probably

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 01:19:50 No.53478607 Report

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>>53478518

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 01:21:06 No.53478615 Report

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Because she lost.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 01:43:24 No.53478702 Report

Quoted By: >>53479337

>Misty cucks still seething

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 03:57:21 No.53479337 Report

Quoted By: >>53482561

>>53478702

M05 being canon takes the air out of this kiss lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 04:02:06 No.53479363 Report

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TPC loves watching shippers fight. It's like their favorite pastime right next to Japanese baseball. If they had enough motivation, they'd use their fuck you money to buy a coliseum and watch a few thousand people fistfight to the death over Misty or Serena.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 05:06:42 No.53479642 Report

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>>53478479
Ash is a faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 05:09:25 No.53479649 Report

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>>53478479
i want him to marry a pokemon just to see all the shipping cancer go up in flames
im sick of seeing this shit clog up the board instead of actually talking about pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 05:25:52 No.53479733 Report

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>>53478495
They could just release two versions, one for Misty and one for Serena.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 05:33:20 No.53479761 Report

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>>53478479
Because he belongs to Latias.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 13:59:00 No.53481114 Report

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>>53478479
in the games isn't kasumi dating johto birdman?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 18:15:27 No.53482561 Report

Quoted By: >>53482604 >>53482828

>>53479337
>Cheek kiss vs Mouth with mouth kiss
I wonder

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 18:22:21 No.53482604 Report

Quoted By: >>53482750

>>53482561

first kiss that pops the cherry and Movie being canon in second to last episode vs one-sided kiss shoved onto another human + never referenced again + Great Gatsby'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 18:47:50 No.53482750 Report

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>>53482604
The non-AU movies have always been canon. The meme that they were non-canon started because people couldn't pinpoint exactly when Movie 1 was supposed to take place between Mewtwo's escape from Rocket HQ and the end of the Indigo League since no episode leads directly into it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 18:49:36 No.53482756 Report

Quoted By: >>53482771 >>53482794 >>53482825

>>53478479
Zoomer fangirls self-inserted as Serena, unlike Milleniall ones which self-inserted as Misty. Zoomers are the majority fanbase and so its smarter to cather ti them

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 18:50:58 No.53482764 Report

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Because that movie was canceled in favor of Mewtwo Strikes Back

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 18:51:25 No.53482766 Report

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Brock is endgame

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 18:51:53 No.53482771 Report

Quoted By: >>53482793

>>53482756
>fangirls
If you think serenakeks were biologically 100% female from the outset here, I got a few bridges to sell you on the cheap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 18:52:33 No.53482775 Report

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>>53478479
romantic movies are lame

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 18:53:37 No.53482786 Report

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Nothing starting from the first episode of JN is canon.
>b-but
NOTHING.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 18:55:29 No.53482792 Report

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Classic Ash died on the way back to Pallet Town at the end of Diamond and Pearl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 18:55:35 No.53482793 Report

Quoted By: >>53482814 >>53482833

>>53482771
So which ships actuall biologicall females here shills?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 18:55:53 No.53482794 Report

Quoted By: >>53482808 >>53482813

>>53482756
>Zoomers are the majority fanbase
kek no. The average zoomer doesn't give a shit about Pokémon, because they were kids during the franchise's low point, i.e. the DS and 3DS eras. GO proved that millennials who were around for Pokémania mostly never grew out of Pokémon. Normalfag millennials are passing it down to their kids and buying multiple Switches and copies of SWSH and SV to play as families.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 18:58:08 No.53482808 Report

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>>53482794
>Millennials will train Gen Alphas and use them to destroys Boomers and Zoomers
Cursed timeline

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 18:59:28 No.53482813 Report

Quoted By: >>53482831

>>53482794
>look mum, i said the thing again!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 19:00:00 No.53482814 Report

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>>53482793
Pokeshippers were almost entirely female back in the day, because girls love the idea of fictional characters growing up and getting married. Misty also acts hot-tempered, shy, and tsundere like an actual girl irl rather than Serena who is the deredere virgin fantasy gf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 19:01:39 No.53482818 Report

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>>53478479
We can and we will.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 19:02:19 No.53482825 Report

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>>53482756
>Zoomer fangirls self-inserted as Serena, unlike Milleniall ones which self-inserted as Misty. Zoomers are the majority fanbase and so its smarter to cather ti them

millenials are the parents of kids playing Pokemon now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 19:02:56 No.53482828 Report

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>>53482561
>>Cheek kiss vs [FANFIC]

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 19:03:37 No.53482831 Report

Quoted By: >>53482883

>>53482813
Cope zoomie. Pokémon is a millennial franchise. They don't care about catering to people who are 14-26 years old, because most of you are broke teenagers and college students. They didn't care about catering to us when we were that age either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 19:03:49 No.53482833 Report

Quoted By: >>53482880 >>53482884

>>53482793

Pokeshiping and Pearlshipping

Armourshipping is almost entirely third worlder males self-inserting as Ash

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 19:13:49 No.53482880 Report

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>>53482833
XY aired right around the time third-worlders started getting cheap smartphones and Internet access, so it makes sense. /vp/ was really shit during those years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 19:14:22 No.53482883 Report

Quoted By: >>53482904

>>53482831
Good job they've started pandering to the 30+ demographic then, isn't it? Oh and just by-the-by, in 3 years genwun babbies will be pushing 40 (least the ones who started their journeys at the same age as Red back in the day). And when it comes down to brass tacks, they don't give a fuck for west kantobabies either. It didn't exist as a concept until long after Pokémania took the world by storm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 19:14:25 No.53482884 Report

Quoted By: >>53483169

>>53482833
Nice reddit spacing. Now you can go back there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 19:17:57 No.53482904 Report

Quoted By: >>53482915

>>53482883
Can I get a seethe-to-English translation for this post?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 19:19:56 No.53482915 Report

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>>53482904
Sure. It means: "Suck my Cock Bitch".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 20:08:45 No.53483169 Report

Quoted By: >>53483216

>>53482884

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmourShipping/

how about you? Because Misty and Dawn have well-adjusted, normal people in the real world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 20:19:24 No.53483216 Report

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>>53483169
>continues to use Reddit spacing
You have to go back.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 20:42:40 No.53483379 Report

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This honestly is the best end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 00:02:04 No.53484536 Report

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>>53478479

>"Why don't we do Boruto again?" said no one.

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Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 00:05:58 No.53484551 Report

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>>53478479
Beause Ash marrying Picachu would be weird

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