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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 05:17:18 No.53479686 View View Reply Original Report

Why is the Pokémon franchise a magnet for autistics?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 05:19:58 No.53479700 Report

Quoted By: >>53480423 >>53480674

All IP's are magnets for autists. Just look at the Bible

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 05:20:53 No.53479706 Report

Quoted By: >>53479809 >>53480185 >>53480335 >>53480800 >>53480843 >>53487367 >>53488423

Good Question

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 05:21:28 No.53479711 Report

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>>53479686
Lots of creatures, and autistic people like large numbers of things to remember.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 05:22:48 No.53479717 Report

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>>53479686
to be fair, i think more than autism is at play there, dude has some fuckin daemon in him

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 05:37:27 No.53479774 Report

Quoted By: >>53480221 >>53486712

>>53479686
Pastel colors, soft rounded shapes, little to no sexualization, completely sanitized violence, simplistic plots, human characters differentiated more by hair styles and clothing than facial features. Basically, it's watered down, harmless, and soothing with just enough action to get the tard blood going without causing a simpout.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 05:45:16 No.53479798 Report

Quoted By: >>53479820

>>53479686
>Chrischan's 40th birthday was spent in jail awaiting his trial for raping his dementia ridden mother

the macabre downward spiral of his existence is a mirror for the pokemon franchise

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 05:47:21 No.53479809 Report

Quoted By: >>53479820 >>53482215

>>53479706
man, looking at this, it makes me feel a bit sad.
he really was fucked from the moment that comic was posted

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 05:50:09 No.53479820 Report

Quoted By: >>53479833 >>53480211

>>53479809
>>53479798
None of it would of happened if he'd made SONIZARD instead

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 05:54:07 No.53479833 Report

Quoted By: >>53482148 >>53483934 >>53488423

>>53479820
>Chrischan, moments after Shigeru Miyamoto himself called to inform Chris that he would be signing over total creative control of the Pokemon franchise to Chris after being shown Chris' OC Sonizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 06:33:53 No.53479963 Report

Quoted By: >>53479987 >>53480200 >>53480223 >>53480225 >>53480232 >>53482427 >>53485845 >>53490057 >>53494916 >>53502106

Though Chris is exactly where he needs to be right now, part of me does miss watching him do and say stupid things. Since this is/vp/, let's talk predictions. What do you think is going to happen with or around Chris?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 06:43:40 No.53479987 Report

Quoted By: >>53480003 >>53480006 >>53480096 >>53480175

>>53479963
They'll declare him incompetent to stand trial, absolve him of any guilt or wrongdoing due to his severe mental impairment, and probably keep him under 24/7 supervision in a group home for the rest of his days. I don't really see any other outcome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 06:49:14 No.53480002 Report

Quoted By: >>53480212 >>53480228 >>53499155 >>53504414

A better question is why it is a magnet for trannies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 06:49:20 No.53480003 Report

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>>53479987
This. There's no way Chris will ever be left unsupervised, and there's no way he'll ever return to Branchland Court or go near Barb again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 06:49:38 No.53480006 Report

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>>53479987
nah he won't get off, too much documentation of what he did, with the awareness that he tried to conceal it, knowing it was a crime

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 07:24:33 No.53480096 Report

Quoted By: >>53480227

>>53479987
She'll get out of jail and her lawyer will successfully sue the state of Virginia for trans endangerment. Shortly after, her Scottish uncle McDoch will die and leave her all of his worldly possessions and assets making her the thirtieth wealthiest woman in the world. Because she is insane she will fit right in with the elites and will be granted a cushy position as America's new sexual vice czar. She will live out the rest of her days in autistic bliss, playing with infinite Lego bricks and raping Barb whenever the mood strikes her. Inshallah may it be so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 07:55:35 No.53480175 Report

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>>53479987
>What do you think is going to happen with or around Chris?
If he's convicted, prison. He won't get sent to a group home because those places don't let in sex offenders. After being released he'll rent a shitty apartment somewhere and continue being a menace to society, high likelihood of becoming homeless or ending up back in jail.

If he gets off without conviction... probably much the same. I still doubt he'll get into a group home because he's so infamous, nobody wants the baggage of having to deal with the trolls and public interest he'll bring with him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 07:56:29 No.53480178 Report

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>>53479686
Simple, escapism

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 07:58:16 No.53480185 Report

Quoted By: >>53488475

>>53479686
>>53479706
I find it funny how so many people forget he's a pokemon fan, and honestly took more from pokemon than Sonic in his comics, not counting hybrid stuff, normal pure sonic characters don't really show up as often as Pokemon characters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 08:03:22 No.53480200 Report

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>>53479963
The most consistent theme in Chris's history is that things always somehow turn out even worse than anyone could've predicted, but always in a way that keeps prolonging the "story".
I don't know what's going to happen exactly, but Chris is going to somehow evade a prison sentence, but end up worse off than if he had gone to prison.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 08:06:37 No.53480211 Report

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>>53479820
Or if people never cared. There are millions of other deviantart 'talents' like him out there doing the same like Chris-Chan.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 08:06:49 No.53480212 Report

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>>53480002
Anything popular with kids they co-opt so they can normalise their shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 08:07:56 No.53480216 Report

Quoted By: >>53480220

>>53480211
none of them are as well documented or have the same tragicomic essence as chris-chan

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 08:09:49 No.53480220 Report

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>>53480216
Then it's time. People are bored. What about some boxing 'fetish' morons or people who draw feet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 08:09:58 No.53480221 Report

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>>53479774
This
And come to think of it, none of them dared to even try out other darker games - no matter how slight - and may chimp out if you pressured them a little.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 08:10:27 No.53480223 Report

Quoted By: >>53480312

>>53479963
>What do you think is going to happen with or around Chris?
It's hard to say. Chris has already been in jail a long time without the internet, video games, LEGO etc he might come out of the prison saga a lot different than when he went in.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 08:11:03 No.53480225 Report

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>>53479963
Chris Chan will escape Jail channeling his ChrisChan Sonichu powers he'll outrun the cop cars and will run so fast he goes back in time as this immortal being living in the woods becoming the legend he truly is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 08:11:20 No.53480227 Report

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>>53480096
>She
Y w n b a w

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 08:11:26 No.53480228 Report

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>>53480002
Because they weren’t beaten up like before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 08:14:06 No.53480232 Report

Quoted By: >>53480237 >>53480627 >>53484903

>>53479963
Another question, wtf happened to his house?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 08:15:36 No.53480237 Report

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>>53480232
kiwifarms' new hq

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 08:19:51 No.53480259 Report

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autists tend to like;
>collecting
>bright colors
>simple stories that are comprehensible to a child

Pokémon hits a lot of things that appeal to them, and for millennials it represents their childhood

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 08:20:55 No.53480262 Report

Quoted By: >>53480270 >>53482461 >>53483852 >>53488672

>>53480211

literally name one off the top of your head that no one has to google search

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 08:23:21 No.53480270 Report

Quoted By: >>53480618

>>53480262
Pamperchu

But correct answers imply they live rent-free in my head, so take this with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 08:33:26 No.53480294 Report

Quoted By: >>53480349

>>53480211
Chris used to hang around his local mall and college campus holding a sign asking for a boyfriend free girl, he was always way more funny and ridiculous than your average sperg.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 08:39:30 No.53480312 Report

Quoted By: >>53480317 >>53496895

>>53480223
I did 4 years in prison, I find this unlikely.

He'll be put on a VP wing, have a cell to himself, and spend his time wanking or drawing.

Picrel, I drew these inside

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 08:40:50 No.53480317 Report

Quoted By: >>53480327 >>53480328 >>53480338

>>53480312
nice, what were you in for?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 08:45:52 No.53480327 Report

Quoted By: >>53480350

>>53480317
Double manslaughter

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 08:46:21 No.53480328 Report

Quoted By: >>53480350

>>53480317
School shotting
4 people died

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 08:49:29 No.53480335 Report

Quoted By: >>53480341 >>53480354

>>53479686
>>53479706
>white
Poor genes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 08:51:05 No.53480338 Report

Quoted By: >>53480350

>>53480317
I threatened a sherrif while using the Minecraft defense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 08:52:10 No.53480341 Report

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>>53480335
Yeah, he degraded into a nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 08:56:51 No.53480349 Report

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>>53480294
That's what every incel does nowadays. And I don't find it wrong to demand a girlfriend. Girlfriends/Women are things you own when you're lonely.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 08:57:33 No.53480350 Report

Quoted By: >>53496895 >>53502639

>>53480327
>>53480328
>>53480338
One of these is true...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 09:00:19 No.53480354 Report

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>>53480335
You will never be human.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 09:15:08 No.53480386 Report

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>>53480211
>There are millions of other deviantart 'talents' like him out there
No there aren't. Probably hundreds, but his level of autism is something else.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 09:35:43 No.53480423 Report

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>>53479700
Checked and based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 10:57:22 No.53480580 Report

Quoted By: >>53480604

>>53480211
There really isn't a lolcow like Chris out there.
Yes, there are people who make shittier art than him. Yes, there are people more autistic than him. Yes, there are people who are morally worse than him.
But Chris was special. He always went above and beyond when it came to making a fool of himself with only the slightest prodding.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 11:00:15 No.53480589 Report

Quoted By: >>53488486

>>53479686
Why the photographer did not kill that creature on sight?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 11:08:20 No.53480604 Report

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>>53480580
There are many autists like Chris. Some are clinically worse than him. But what sets him apart from other autists is that his parents and everyone around him actually enabling his autism. His case is unique as it need a whole lot of bad coincidence to stack around him in order for someone like him to appear, maybe once every 10,000 years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 11:13:08 No.53480618 Report

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>>53480270
didn't he die of cancer from wearing irradiated diapers?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 11:14:24 No.53480627 Report

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>>53480232
You can easily check it out from Google Street View

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 11:34:05 No.53480674 Report

Quoted By:

>>53479700
fpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 11:59:28 No.53480719 Report

Quoted By:

>>53479686
Cute girls and magic animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 12:05:17 No.53480734 Report

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I'm autistic and as a kid would always get obsessed with franchises that had a big range of characters with different attributes and personalities.
Something about that attracts the autistic mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 12:29:54 No.53480800 Report

Quoted By: >>53484729

>>53479706
I JUST WANT TO FORGET HE EXISTS
He raped his mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 12:42:50 No.53480843 Report

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>>53479706
Ashbros..............

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 16:48:45 No.53481996 Report

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>>53479686
>Why are other people autistic?? Am I the only normal one here??
Dude's posting on a 4chan channel dedicated to a children game and anime. No self-reflection whatsoever

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 17:13:36 No.53482148 Report

Quoted By:

>>53479833
The wanking lotion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 17:22:21 No.53482215 Report

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>>53479809
Bob and Barb being his parents doomed him. Look at his escapades at the mall and PVCC. Dude is a menace that blames anything and everything other than himself for his shortcomings and got the idea of a vast conspiracy from Bob.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 17:52:05 No.53482427 Report

Quoted By: >>53487111

>>53479963
Get shanked, once they find out A. What he did.
B. What he's like.
C. How fucking annoying he will be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 17:54:27 No.53482443 Report

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>>53479686
We're all autists here. I'm an autist, you're an autist...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 17:56:46 No.53482461 Report

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>>53480262
Twitch's DeerKin "girl"
That thing that was celebrated on national TV that tried to have a Disney princess moment, but can't sing a note.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 22:03:33 No.53483852 Report

Quoted By:

>>53480262
JustinRPG

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Mar 2023 22:19:56 No.53483934 Report

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>>53479833
The worst thing is, his face could have actually looked like this if he just grew his hair out a bit and lost a little weight in his cheeks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 00:42:37 No.53484729 Report

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>>53480800
How do you know it was rape?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 00:55:47 No.53484810 Report

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>>53479686
nintendo in general
https://youtu.be/nFn6K5L1pZA
Notice how all the speedrunning troons mostly play nintendo games

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 01:11:20 No.53484903 Report

Quoted By: >>53486767

>>53480232
apparently Barb lives there with aides and family members and most of Chris's shit was sold
I wonder if it'll go on the market once she dies or if it'll remain in the family. hopefully the former, id love to own that fucking place

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 04:03:40 No.53485845 Report

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>>53479963
The merge will happen soon, just you wait

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 07:52:04 No.53486712 Report

Quoted By: >>53486793

>>53479774
>little to no sexualization
But that is contradicted by the large number of autistic furries that this fandom attracts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 08:19:27 No.53486767 Report

Quoted By: >>53487084

>>53484903
You are insane
Regardless of your religious background, that shit is 100% possessed by actual fucking demons. It should’ve been burned to the ground then sprayed by holy water and salt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 08:29:33 No.53486793 Report

Quoted By: >>53486845 >>53487022

>>53486712
The source material itself is not sexualized, but autistic kids still go through puberty even if their brains never develop past the age of twelve

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 08:51:05 No.53486845 Report

Quoted By: >>53486846

>>53486793
>source material itself is not sexualized
The existence of Lopunny and Meowscarada proves that false.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 08:52:55 No.53486846 Report

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>>53486845
Thank you for providing an example of a stunted brain

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 10:26:49 No.53487022 Report

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>>53486793
Jynx is a fucking sex magnet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 10:27:34 No.53487026 Report

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>>53479686
because its a game about collecting cartoon characters

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Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 10:52:12 No.53487084 Report

Quoted By: >>53487092

>>53486767
>religioncuck who believes in demonic possesion calling anyone else insane
NGMI

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 10:56:56 No.53487092 Report

Quoted By: >>53487377 >>53489224 >>53489334 >>53502328

>>53487084
Religion is...le bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 11:06:12 No.53487111 Report

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>>53482427
Nah, he'll immediately be placed on a VP wing, and just won't leave his cell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 12:30:33 No.53487367 Report

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>>53479706
>Now I put down Dragonair even though it has sisty damage on it
>Oh boy, slam attack!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGmYMGqnqL0

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 12:33:53 No.53487377 Report

Quoted By: >>53487394

>>53487092
depends on what religion you follow

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 12:40:01 No.53487394 Report

Quoted By: >>53489331 >>53490068

>>53487377
Islam is bad
Judaism is bad
Christianity is bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 13:12:52 No.53487481 Report

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>>53479686
Does Digimon attract as many autists and lolcows as Pokemon does?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 16:30:41 No.53488423 Report

Quoted By: >>53488438 >>53504247 >>53504746

>>53479706
>>53479833
he was cute, why are americans always ruin their appareance

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Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 16:33:16 No.53488438 Report

Quoted By: >>53490550

>>53488423
Idk it's painful

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Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 16:36:35 No.53488453 Report

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>>53479686

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Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 16:41:35 No.53488475 Report

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>>53480185
"She" even married Mewtwo, then raped Barb

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 16:45:10 No.53488486 Report

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>>53480589
Do newfags really not know about Chris?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 16:51:45 No.53488514 Report

Quoted By: >>53491670 >>53497417

Pokémon gets people hooked up when they are children, they see this perfect world where kids get to explore, have fun, meet amazing creatures and discover the world and meet all kinds of nice people, they even get to feel special by defeating an evil organization and becoming the champion of their region.
Then they grow up and the real world is nothing like that, and what do they escape to? The fantasy of the perfect world that they grew up with, which is made 10 times stronger by nostalgia too.
Notice how absolutely no one that starts playing pokémon later in life gets that addicted to it. Every single person here started playing pokémon when they were very young and you know it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 16:53:46 No.53488522 Report

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I feel awful for thinking this but from a storytelling standpoint, isn't Chris fucking his mom the most poetic perfect conclusion to the story of Chris Chan?
It's awful to think of this situation as a story rather than what it is, an awful act of indecency, but like when all this is over and everyone can look back on Chris' life, I feel people will start feeling this way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 17:01:19 No.53488556 Report

Quoted By: >>53488585

>>53479686
>obsessively collect different things to fill an arbitrary bucket
check - the pokedex
>persistent repetition of words or actions
check - battles, gym battles, elite 4, champion
>intense interest in limited subjects or intense dedication to one niche
check - extremely dedicated to the franchise or a select pokemon
>strict routines with little deviation
check - screeching tantrums when the formula changes even a little from gen to gen

Gee, it's almost like the creator of a the series, who is autistic, created a series that would attracted other autists...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 17:08:30 No.53488585 Report

Quoted By: >>53488684

>>53488556
Tajiri isn't autistic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 17:25:38 No.53488672 Report

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>>53480262
Tamers12345

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Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 17:28:55 No.53488684 Report

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>>53488585
He's japanese. They are autistic by default.

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Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 19:06:19 No.53489224 Report

Quoted By: >>53491691

>>53487092
people can just be irredeemably shit for no real reason, grow up and stop believing in fairytales

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 19:18:32 No.53489291 Report

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>>53479686
Can you please stop posting my picture? I'll be issuing a C&D shortly if you do not comply.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 19:27:25 No.53489331 Report

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>>53487394
>worship my tranny germanic pagan gods instead, look this one turned into a duck and fucked a drunk giant 88

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 19:27:43 No.53489334 Report

Quoted By:

>>53487092
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 21:59:05 No.53490054 Report

Quoted By: >>53490424 >>53493107

Chris Chan isn't really a Pokemon fan, he just likes Pikachu specifically

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 22:00:06 No.53490057 Report

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>>53479963
We are still waiting to find out whether his trial will be public
I really fucking hope it gets public

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 22:02:27 No.53490068 Report

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>>53487394
We live in a timeline where people will openly shit on religion because trannies are abominations that won't be accepted
I would much rather side with the barbarians who will destroy these abominations than be forced to accept it as "normal"

You can't even side with a neutral argument because these animals want to push schools to teach kids to disobey their parents and listen to old man tranny and get their operations behind the parents back

Fuck them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 23:25:47 No.53490424 Report

Quoted By: >>53490529

>>53490054
>I'm not really a gay sex fan, I just like getting fucked in the ass specifically

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 23:34:46 No.53490463 Report

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>>53479686
Autistic people tend to be drawn to things that require a lot of organization and neatness, with facts and numbers they can memorize and categorize. It's why so many of them are also drawn to STEM or why so many of them end up pushing creators of shows like Steven Universe and MLP to go whole hog on world building

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 23:48:43 No.53490529 Report

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>>53490424
That's honestly a thing. There are otherwise straight men who like getting pegged by (biological) women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 23:53:10 No.53490550 Report

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>>53488438
That's a leaf anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 00:10:46 No.53490627 Report

Quoted By: >>53493159

>>53479686
Pamperchu is cuter than Chris chan

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 05:02:16 No.53491670 Report

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>>53488514
>Every single person here started playing pokémon when they were very young and you know it.
I got into Pokemon when I was a legal adult so idk about that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 05:06:50 No.53491691 Report

Quoted By: >>53491832

>>53489224
You sound like exactly the kind of person who thinks he'll meet his wifu in the afterlife.

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Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 06:08:44 No.53491832 Report

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>>53491691
I will, thank you father

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 06:52:09 No.53491917 Report

Quoted By: >>53493021 >>53494943 >>53494996 >>53497435

>>53479686
better question: why are most of them always americans? best thing in that regard i heard from here, where the spains(?) that throw their shit around at some tcg festival - but could be anyone
look over the pond and you have people like leaf and chris-chan.

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Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 08:33:55 No.53492111 Report

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>>53479686
I can't speak for all autists but I love collecting and cataloging my Pokémon the most. Spending the whole day noting down all their stats, catch locations, ball, OT, etc. in a spreadsheet is just pure joy for me. Then there's trying to figure out ways to organize them all. I spend more time looking at my spreadsheets than actually played the damned game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 15:26:53 No.53493021 Report

Quoted By: >>53494943

>>53491917
In the US we don't put our neuroatypicals in the attic and pretend they don't exist. We treat them as humans and sometimes a few of them abuse that privilege. We also have better internet coverage than most of the world and the unique concept of free speech so any American can go online and say dumb shit. Lastly nobody gives a shit about your toy countries and gobbledygook languages so people like drachenlord and flying velociraptor sperg slip under the radar unless they have equally autistic fans willing to interpret their nonsense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 15:57:14 No.53493107 Report

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>>53490054
He claims he married Mewtwo and played Pokemon Go to the point he demanded his house become a PokeStop

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 16:08:32 No.53493159 Report

Quoted By: >>53493188 >>53494468 >>53494649

>>53490627
Pamperchu recently came back and admitted to being a pedo and a zoosadist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 16:10:54 No.53493168 Report

Quoted By:

>>53479686
Right place and the right time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 16:13:01 No.53493175 Report

Quoted By:

what could have beenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXbjfPq_LAQ

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 16:17:17 No.53493188 Report

Quoted By: >>53495008

>>53493159
what happened to the guy who wants to eat moltres' poop

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 16:45:46 No.53493328 Report

Quoted By:

The depressing thing is that Barb would 100% go on the stand and defend Chris

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 20:52:51 No.53494220 Report

Quoted By:

>>53479686
Unironically autists enjoy collecting and doing repetitive tasks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 21:58:37 No.53494468 Report

Quoted By:

>>53493159
Is he still alive? I thought he died of ass cancer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 22:05:17 No.53494498 Report

Quoted By:

collect trash is an autistic pastime

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 22:43:15 No.53494649 Report

Quoted By: >>53499028

>>53493159
the zoosadism part definitely took me for a loop, he came out a few years ago saying he was pedo but him talking about bisecting rabbits and monkeys definitely gave me tonal whiplash

like why cant these retards just be funny to look at occasionally anymore
its never just a person being cringe or retarded on the internet now they all wanna fuck kids or sunder animals god

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 23:53:05 No.53494916 Report

Quoted By: >>53495018

>>53479963
He’ll get away with a slap in the wrist and moved into group housing, where he will gradually drive everyone around him crazy for not placating his delusions. Because Chris never changes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 23:59:30 No.53494943 Report

Quoted By: >>53494996 >>53496741

>>53491917
>>53493021
Wrong. It's because in the US they don't treat mental illness, they encourage it. Also autistics never adapt because they live in semi-rural suburban areas where there aren't much people. Europeans live in cities. No autist from another country could get as bad as Chris Chan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Mar 2023 00:15:27 No.53494996 Report

Quoted By: >>53495019

>>53491917
Because no matter how much people like to pretend otherwise burgerland is the center of the world so you end up hearing about the shit from there a million times more frequently than those of any other place.
I assure you there's tons of people 100 times worse than Chris-chan but you'll never hear about them because they're from literally who countries.
>>53494943 makes a fair point too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Mar 2023 00:18:05 No.53495008 Report

Quoted By:

>>53493188
some say he is eating the poop to this day...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Mar 2023 00:20:29 No.53495018 Report

Quoted By: >>53502352

>>53494916
This. He's going to group housing, and I can be only imagine how rough that must be for everyone else there. He might even try to book it to his old house and get into serious trouble for it, even if Barb isn't there anymore. He's apparently pretty limited to what he can say, I imagine all those letters that he sent out were damning evidence with him and that's why he's being forced to stay even longer, as his lawyer has an incredibly tight leash now. He's also much skinnier thanks to prison food. Honestly the mix of legal troubles and the fact that only random Internet people want to take him in means that staying in prison is more of a courtesy to him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Mar 2023 00:20:44 No.53495019 Report

Quoted By:

>>53494996
Hell there are other American people worse than Chris
Nick Bates was Chris Chan times 100 and he posted publicly about being a literal shit-eating pedophile on Twitter.
The thing that makes Chris is special is how open he is about himself COUPLED with how often he gets away with it. Nick was arrested, Chris might just get a slap on the wrist AGAIN.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Mar 2023 07:16:56 No.53496741 Report

Quoted By:

>>53494943
>No autist from another country could get as bad as Chris Chan.
Nobody period could get as bad as Chris Chan.
He's a perfect storm of everything that could possibly go wrong with a person.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Mar 2023 08:05:17 No.53496895 Report

Quoted By: >>53499141

>>53480312
>>53480350
anon you're extremely autistic but I seriously doubt you went to jail for 4 years and didn't come out completely changed

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Mar 2023 08:06:51 No.53496903 Report

Quoted By: >>53499205

Jesus fucking christ can't believe this thread is still up. Are you guys really this obsessed with that literal motherfucker?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Mar 2023 11:56:05 No.53497417 Report

Quoted By:

>>53488514
My mom is legitimately hooked on pokemon as much as when I was a kid and she started playing at 49.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Mar 2023 11:59:59 No.53497435 Report

Quoted By:

>>53491917
If Kiwi Farms still exists they literally have an entire section dedicated to foreign autistic people that are lolcows like CWC. You just don't hear about them as much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Mar 2023 12:02:26 No.53497446 Report

Quoted By: >>53497451

>>53479686
Why is something made by an autist appealing to other autists?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Mar 2023 12:03:15 No.53497451 Report

Quoted By:

>>53497446
Introspection.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Mar 2023 18:16:10 No.53499028 Report

Quoted By:

>>53494649
Are lolcows always fated to meet bad ends? Seems like they all just end up doing something beyond fucked.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Mar 2023 18:37:38 No.53499141 Report

Quoted By: >>53506596

>>53496895
Yeah, I mean, it put into perspective how important freedom and family and stuff is.

But honestly, it wasn't that difficult.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Mar 2023 18:40:44 No.53499155 Report

Quoted By:

>>53480002
The games gave you the option to tell the professor that you're a girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Mar 2023 18:48:59 No.53499205 Report

Quoted By:

>>53496903
lolcow culture is a stain on the internet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Mar 2023 20:48:07 No.53499942 Report

Quoted By: >>53506784

>>53479686
Any franchise that has a cast of children and animals is always a magnet for autists.
Like Sonic for example, all the Sonic characters are technically kids I think.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Mar 2023 00:48:59 No.53501551 Report

Quoted By: >>53504232

>>53479686
Speaking of Autism, where did Gary get the extra badges?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Mar 2023 02:06:48 No.53502106 Report

Quoted By:

>>53479963
Chris is executed by the state for his crimes and it becomes a national news story and cultural phenomenon akin to Terry Shivaugh (sp?) Or George Floyd. Because of the charged nature of the trans issue, it is a huge culture wars issue and is eventually taught in schools.

Tracks for Chris and how the worst possible thing happens and having an outsized cultural impact.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Mar 2023 02:41:25 No.53502328 Report

Quoted By:

>>53487092
Yes, but thinking that humanity is above nature is also bad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Mar 2023 02:47:00 No.53502352 Report

Quoted By:

>>53495018
>only random Internet people want to take him in
Why would you volunteer to have Chris in your house? Nothing good comes from being involved with Chris.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Mar 2023 03:30:38 No.53502639 Report

Quoted By: >>53507374

>>53480350
>I threatened a sherrif while using the Minecraft defense
anon is just referencing what happened to that /pol/ anon a month ago or something so i doubt that's what happened here especially since anon said this was a four year sentence that already happened meanwhile the /pol/ anon's arrest was very recent
>school shooting
i've watched a lot of serial killer documentaries and these kind of people usually get a life sentence or death penalty, however, i think that's typically because those people are being punished for repeated offenses, so a singular school shooting might be a bit different. I heard of a schizophrenic woman named Sylvia (can't remember her last name) who shot up a mall once and i think she was placed in an asylum or something

I'm placing my bet on manslaughter, sounds the least severe out of the three

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Mar 2023 08:04:07 No.53504232 Report

Quoted By:

>>53501551
canonically, he btfo two of the gym leaders so hard they shut their gyms down

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Mar 2023 08:07:12 No.53504247 Report

Quoted By: >>53504735

>>53488423
>cute
Holy low standards, Batman

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Mar 2023 08:39:56 No.53504414 Report

Quoted By:

>>53480002
There is a correlation between being a tranny and being on the spectrum. And I’m not shitposting

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Mar 2023 08:59:18 No.53504519 Report

Quoted By: >>53504606 >>53506369 >>53507071 >>53507442

Do we have any lolcows on this board?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Mar 2023 09:09:43 No.53504606 Report

Quoted By:

>>53504519
Yes.
He calls himself "Lycanroc".

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Mar 2023 09:12:03 No.53504625 Report

Quoted By: >>53506707

Just curious, has anyone on this board managed to have a thread made about them on KF?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Mar 2023 09:26:22 No.53504735 Report

Quoted By: >>53504746

>>53504247
tbf, if 18 yr old Chris dressed in nice clothes, dropped the autism stare, and got a haircut he would look pretty good. He was a decent looking guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Mar 2023 09:28:28 No.53504746 Report

Quoted By:

>>53488423
>>53504735
also, Euro anon, that pic is shopped lol. If Chris looked like that he probably wouldn't be in prison for incest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Mar 2023 11:04:09 No.53506369 Report

Quoted By: >>53506746

>>53504519
I'll spoonfeed
>Lee (aka Barneyfag, that's all I should need to tell you)
>acfag (argues the same points until threads die about how games he doesn't like are movie games, has done this for years)
>Barry (possibly an elaborate troll? FFXV fanboy, eternally at war with FFXIV fanbase)
>crossoverschizo (new cow but very similar to acfag, obsessed with crossovers and canon, melts down over Samus in Kirby's Dream Land 3)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Mar 2023 11:21:25 No.53506596 Report

Quoted By: >>53507374

>>53499141
Are you the guy who assaulted someone who allegedly inappropriately touched your daughter?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Mar 2023 11:31:39 No.53506707 Report

Quoted By:

>>53504625
the Leaf that is Precious

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Mar 2023 11:35:19 No.53506746 Report

Quoted By:

>>53506369
isn't the current barneyfag an impersonator or a bot or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Mar 2023 11:41:04 No.53506784 Report

Quoted By:

>>53499942
Big and Rouge are 18

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Mar 2023 12:14:01 No.53507071 Report

Quoted By:

>>53504519
yawnfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Mar 2023 12:54:38 No.53507374 Report

Quoted By:

>>53502639
You'd be right

>>53506596
Nope, I did meet a few people claiming that or similar though, then they turned out to be nonces themselves

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Mar 2023 13:03:32 No.53507442 Report

Quoted By:

>>53504519
I am a lolcow but I don't have anything to do with pokemon publicly. No I will not elaborate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Mar 2023 16:02:54 No.53508748 Report

Quoted By: >>53508874

what pokemon would christine be

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Mar 2023 16:12:35 No.53508837 Report

Quoted By:

>>53479686
oh god.... i have that same sling bag(came with sly cooper on PS2).
I think i need to throw it out now.
(for those wondering, its quality is COMPLETE SHIT.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Mar 2023 16:17:57 No.53508874 Report

Quoted By: >>53508888

>>53508748
Chris Chan Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Mar 2023 16:19:59 No.53508888 Report

Quoted By:

>>53508874
i think he'd be meowscarada these days. lazy, rapey, fat, dudeweed, trans

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Mar 2023 17:25:57 No.53509389 Report

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Cyraxx is fun to watch but he doesn't have chris innocence. He's a genuine little monster who preys on children and beats his 70 year old grandma who's attic he lives on scream "Nigger boy" all night long while her and his tweaker stepdad go to work the next day to support him.

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