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Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 04:26:55 No.53485988 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>53485996 >>53486027 >>53486086 >>53486120 >>53486138 >>53486150 >>53487486 >>53487613 >>53487797 >>53491250 >>53493398 >>53493978

If I could get isekai’d to the Pokémon world and have an adventure, I’d jump in front of a train right now. Especially if pic related was waiting for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 04:28:04 No.53485996 Report

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>>53485988
Well too bad. You're stuck here with us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 04:33:11 No.53486027 Report

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>>53485988
If you got isekai'd into the Pokemon world, your life would be no different from the one you're living now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 04:35:11 No.53486034 Report

Quoted By: >>53487640

>>53486027
Absolutely not. I would 100% be a trainer and doing the whole journey. It’s not like you need crazy genetics to be a top tier trainer like you do for basketball or some other sport

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 04:45:42 No.53486086 Report

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>>53485988
Same here desu
too bad that's not possible

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 04:56:11 No.53486120 Report

Quoted By: >>53486136 >>53487640

>>53485988
>every region is run by untouchable jewish corporations that own pseudos
>every pokegirl would still want Chad
>get arrested for sexually harassing your pokemon
nothing would change

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 05:01:09 No.53486136 Report

Quoted By: >>53489989

>>53486120
If we are using the anime as the base, I think the average /vp/ poster could be a chad in that universe. Who’s the competition? Wouldn’t a chad there be someone who is really good at battling or raising pokemon? Also, companies like Silph and Devon aren’t shown to have pseudos. That would require more world building than indie studio Game freak is capable of

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 05:01:34 No.53486138 Report

Quoted By: >>53486147 >>53491256

>>53485988
So pathetic. I bet the reason you play Pokemon is because you're a shut-in with a shitty personality.
Though I bet you don't even play it, you just fap to pokemon porn.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 05:03:50 No.53486147 Report

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>>53486138
Yes I do beat off to porn of poke girls. And?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 05:04:53 No.53486150 Report

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>>53485988
It's no more crazy an afterlife theory than Heaven and Hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 13:14:36 No.53487486 Report

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>>53485988
Same

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 13:17:24 No.53487494 Report

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>>53486150
*tips fedora*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 13:50:00 No.53487613 Report

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>>53485988

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Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 13:56:02 No.53487640 Report

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>>53486034
Yeah but remember Ash only kept his sponsorship from Oak because he managed to get past the round of 16 at a natinal league and he constantly encounters legendaries.

>>53486120
This.
Most ankns would be arrested for molesting Ralts or trying to use a hypno for rape.
Probably why so many hot women train dark types or are dark type specialists

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 14:33:12 No.53487797 Report

Quoted By: >>53487841 >>53491800

>>53485988
If you got isekai'd and need a group of 4 to go on a Pokemon adventure, who would you pick for your party?
My 3 picks are: Caitlin, Elesa and Clair

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 14:41:11 No.53487841 Report

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>>53487797
>lazy but brilliant rich girl
>laid back runway model with a shockingly bad sense of humor
>aggressive and self-conscious tryhard to bully the other two into shape
>an aloof but sincere dork out of his depth trying to shepherd a bunch of cats
I’d watch three seasons of that show.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Mar 2023 21:48:39 No.53489989 Report

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>>53486136
He's just trying to blame somebody else for his failures. If he got isekaid into the teletubbies world I'm sure he'd still be talking about evil jews and chads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 02:54:30 No.53491250 Report

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>>53485988
Who wouldn't?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 02:55:53 No.53491256 Report

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>>53486138
I don't pl-
>Though I bet you don't even play it, you just fap to pokemon porn.
Oh...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 05:51:55 No.53491795 Report

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>>53487640
They revoke sponsorships? Since when? Not like we ever found out about the other two trainers who left pallet? Either way, I think being a certified trainer wouldn’t be that hard. Qualifying for the Pokémon league by getting all the badges for your region and doing it yearly or every two years should be enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 05:54:24 No.53491800 Report

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>>53487797
For battling: Hilda, Brendan, Blue
For fucking: Serena, skyla, Rosa

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Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 05:57:28 No.53491806 Report

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>>53489989
noo noo is part of a secret Jewish cabal that only allows chads to enter

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 17:00:19 No.53493377 Report

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I would move to Kanto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 17:07:42 No.53493398 Report

Quoted By: >>53494020

>>53485988
>Being good at football manager doesn't make you a great coach.
>Being good at dating sims doesn't make you a suave womanizer, no, not even in Japan
>Speedrunning stardew valley doesn't make you an accomplished farmhand

Why would being good at Pokémon (if you're even that) make you any good at raising actual, living pokémons, traveling across the wilds or even farfetched, popular among poké-girls?
The good news, anon, is that you can acquire all the skills necessary to make you the hero of an isekay fantasy.
The bad news is that you probably gave up on them already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 20:01:35 No.53493978 Report

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>>53485988
>Isekai'd into a world where there are aggressive wasps the size of small cars with fucking drills for hands
fuck that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Mar 2023 20:10:19 No.53494020 Report

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>>53493398
If we stick to having the basis for this world be the anime (which has its mechanics come from the games), it shouldn’t be that hard to be an accomplished trainer if your experience comes from being good at the games. If we are gonna make more realistic, I guess the best occupation in real life that would transfer over is being a special forces soldier? Since they can handle traveling long distances alone, live off the land, and be wanted by poke girls.

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