>Man let me tell you, I've seen a lot of guys, a LOT of guys go into the fighting type gym down in Cianwood thinking they're hot shit and get fucked up. People have no idea what they're truly capable of until they get their shit kicked in by someone who spends their time training. If you don't train, you're helpless, and that's just a fact. You don't realize you're like a baby learning to walk, and you're going in against this guy whose Pokemon are fucking trained killers. Your Rattata is nothing son, it is NOTHING. These guys go down there thinking that because they can KO a Pidgey they're gonna take on someone who eats, sleeps, and breathes Pokemon battling, and they're in for a rude awakening motherfucker. Man, I saw a clip the other day, Jamie pull this up, it was a clip of some asshole with a Koffing challenging the Psychic type gym over in Saffron. Motherfucker that's a POISON TYPE POKEMON, you don't even know your Pokemon's strengths and weaknesses yet and you're going into the killhouse? Let's see this, yeah click on the next one down. No, no, not that one, the next one. Yeah that's it. Look at this. OH. OH FUCK. THAT SLOWBRO IS FUCKING HIM UP JEEEESUS. See? God damn son. That's a whiteout to the Pokemon Center right there hahahaha. Holy shit. Man have you seen that video of that rainbow bird flying in the sky near Ecruteak? The fuck was that? Man my friend Eddie Bravo's been telling me constantly they're hiding all these Pokemon from outer space somewhere. My buddy Alex Jones man he got footage of this weird fucking ritual thing they do in the Hoenn region. There's crazy shit out there man. The Pokemon world is so vast, and we only see little parts of it at a time. We're so trapped in our own perspectives here and yet we think we've got the full town map picture, it's nonsense. We know NOTHING. We're all on this little rock arguing with eachother over whether Arceus exists or what type of Pokeballs to use when and there
